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That's right, we got banned from our bank account. Got the call today saying that our web content was something our bank could no longer support. Semi Luther Campbell situaish-fuck City Bank!

HINKLEYWISE???

Who is Thomas HInkley?

BLOWCARD

After the recent Concussion drama, I decided to lay low from the Bro-card turd release.
The Outlaw attended though and here's some photos...

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Tres chicas sin Lowcard ropa, que le pasa?!?!

"Act drunk, this is for the Trife!"

C.O.W. vectors
Sally's got some new glasses situaish going...

Bada bing!

Semi Concussion scenario...

Some serious wierdness...

Kimmel and Sally Sophisticated...

Josie pissed herself, no big deal...

Is Lo auditioning for C.O.W.?

BlowRobCollinson 4 Life

MANGLED IN HP

Early morning shredding in Hunter's Point, no big deal.
Check out lil Manny in the window; "Daddy, we have visitors!"

Barriers, Balaclavas and Black Metal

Barrier Kult Horde

IN THE NEWS

After coming off a pretty productive trip to AZ, Toad met his match big dealwise:
Toadzilla caught in the act!
"The biggest toads are usually females but this one was a rampant male," -The Sydney Morning Herald

]]> In other news, after a semi boys gone wild spring breakesque trip to AZ, Lowcard's founding father Rob Collinson started a new crew for dudes that are dying to get their photo in his glossy turd of a zine. The crew is BRC (Blow Rob Collinson) and so far the two blowk's to jump on ship are Gordo and Toader. Rumors are still unconfirmed, but by the looks of it, Davoud and the Concussion dudes will have no part of the newly found BRC.

I feel like a 40-year-old uncle whose not-so-hungry 27-year-old nephew is complaining daily about his 19-year-old younger brother getting all the footage. "What a drag it is getting old..."

chECkin in with EVERETT

Post bath vectors with big pappa E...

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Grubtime, no big deal...

Happy lil lad...

Heart throb-wise...

DILDOBL

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Weekend extended bday vectors took us to this...

Angry Samoans have an epic merch table...

Shirtwise...

Dudes with gnar gear was the norm...

Gnar dudes with rats too, no big deal...

Then the show began with the Womentors...

The Womentors...

Chicks with masks and fat dudes semi-nude going mental straight out the gates...

FatBack Crew represent putos!!!

Boom gives the horns while the dude on his left J.O's...

Salba made it out. He was protesting how under-rated Lynard Skynard is and how he just scored their epic first lp...

Heidi got asked if she was into Whitesnake...

Then back from Samoa came the Angry Samoans. Metal Mike vectors and all, shit was insane...

Pit scenarios and everything...

Ode to the FBC- 'My old man's a fatso, got a potbelly for a mouth; my old man's a fatso, but you know he owns his house'

'You like boys dont like girls living in your faggot world'

'Sucks shit eats puke is a faggot sucks asshole...Buttfucks his mother, buttfucks his dad,licks his sister's pussy' - Jerry Curlinwise...

"Hey, we didnt give you that haircut..."

This dude had epic mullet angles blogwise...

Salba and Maggie with some post show hi-jinx with Drehobl's souvenir...

Maggie just couldn't keep her hands off it on the way to Pops...

Straight to Pops!!!
Salba and Heidi got one of them new spaceship cars that are supposed to save you gas dollars

Asia was servin' stiff ones at the bar...

Goin' nowhere fast
4 year anniversary of Ginch's favorite bar...

Brought out Ginch's favorite bro...

Of course, Sydney was there too-4 years of Pops maricon!!!

Foodwise, later'd...

Julia couldn't believe it; Drehobl was like Justin Timberlake without the box...

Long lost bro's from Penis Isle...

Mira and her real bro...

Where's Sofia...

Drehobl was like a baby with his bottle...

Then there was a full anal attack on Drehobl's poopshoot...

The birds loved it...

Last call!!!

Get fucked!!!

Cleanup's a bitch...

Schmidney rocks!

PACIFICUNT

ReToadwise-you got the boomin' system, but it's crankin' out doo-doo..

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Toad and I met up at Whiz Burger for a top-secret meeting of the minds...

Then our of nowhere Manzoori sighting-happy Anniversary brosef!

So we ended up going to meet Lance and el Mumma at Pacificunt, and there was a f'n HASL contest.
I had no idea these things still existed and that Sonya is still running shite, DAMN!

Anatomy of a bummer-One judge, filmer dudes with full filmer shirts, man purses, and other coastal tragedies-FUCK!!!

The Toader ran to the trophy's like diarrhea runs out my ass...

Bionicle badonkadonk vectors...

Lance led an unannounced autograph signing, no big deal...

El Mumma got into the act...

Kids were hyped...

"Daddy, I thought he was Mike McGill..."

Meanwhile, cops lurked around back to try and sneak up on helmetless shredders to give $175.00 tickets-Pacifica SUCKS!

After HASL's circustry was over, Tyler Mumma assaulted the vert with an ode to Farmer.

THE OUTLAWS VIEW

Josie's out with the Hot Crew again today, come around and talk it over...

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So many things that Id like to say, you know I like my girls a little bit older...

Try to stop my hands from shakin'...

Suddenly my minds not makin' sence...

Ok, ok, enough of that. These dudes we're gearin' up for their shot at C.O.W....

That's Cleavage Of the Week maricon, and I think I won...

Gerwer was the first of many to stand up and speek on Sal V's special day...

Two retards turn EMT...

Los trés amigos... vaya con dios putos!

all photos: The Outlaw

BRINGIN' CHUBBY BACK

No, not that Chubby. He's savage-shirtwise...

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Farmer spotted the Fat Back Crew gettin' up out in NYC...

OG FBC...

Footwise-Farmer phone blogged me this morning with this shot and the text reading, "FUCKIN' HIPPY'S!"

BE THE CHANGES YOU WANT TO SEE...

It's gonna be a SICK year!

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HAPPY B-DAY PUTO!!!

First day of Spring and Drehobl's bday.
Welcome back maricon...

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see you later'd...

BIRTHDAYWISE: SAL V and HER SIDEKICKS

After 20 years, NO REGRETS...

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Sal V's bday was borderline Ginzopallooza status turning into three day's of bday shred-lots of hugs and lots of booze.
The fun never stops in these parts...

The only regret is the slow shutter speed on this photo...

did someone fart or something???

Maybe you need this...

Team Barham...

We might have to start a Cleavage Of The Week section pretty soon...

This photo was taken just hours before Toader texted me, "I quit"
Dude, you're 30-How dare you!!!

Henry was on the scene. He's the bro that gave Sal V 'No Regrets' bday presentwise...

Hammered once again...

Bree-anet

Fro-card gone wild...

More dance floor maneuvers Janetwise...

Whoaaaaa, we're half way there (actually, one more year Sally)...

Booyakasha...

I love when non-drinkers buy a round of shots-yeah Sally!!!

Gallerywise...

The Toader's been rockin lately...

He's a pretty big deal you know...

Pete Booth productions-TFL

Crack???

Nh, bday cupcakes maricon!!!

For the actual bday, we gathered at the ol' standby Buca di Beppo...

Hot Crew wise, you know how we do...

Sal V and Joes E...

Lo and Slow...

Street Corner bitch!!!

Dude you're 30 was takin' down the wine like a champ...

Deeeed, we're going to AZ brah...

All the green from St. Pattys day had me goin mental for the pesto pasta...

Does Magnethead think he gets photo insentive for showin up to dinners in his EMT costume???

Mira-Cool, Ras-Toad, and Ray-Jah

Andreas always looks like he's over it, but actually is having the time of his life.
Did we really get him for Ginch???

Candle vectors...

Tiramisu-wise...

The Toader woofed that shit down like HE was turning 20...

Lo wasn't the only one gettin a smooch in on the bday girl...

How dare you. Dude you're 30!!!

Another night with no casualties, thanks for showin' up...

Cheers Sally, happy fuckin birthday!

Happy Birthday Susan

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Susie wanted to go get Veggo for for her bday. Even though we're all carnivorous animals we obliged. I had the square chicken. AKA squicken.

It was probably her best b-day ever because she loved watching us order and eat this stuff. Looks like a burger.

Damo digs in.

Plus Denise gave her one of the most awwwsome gifts ever, diorama-wise.

This guy just ordered a side of flavor.

All kinding aside a totally shredding night.