Epicly Trife

Feel the shred
photo: Brandy Rhoads

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February 26, 2007

TPOD

Hightower has been on the Trife more then any other band
photo: Naga-gnargnar

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February 25, 2007

POST PARTYWAISH

Hambone sighting. Shit, not Pops again...

We somehow made it to the skatepark named after Kelly's familia...

Ginch was there shredding. Let's play the match the caption with it's publication game:

a) As the birds chirped and the flowers blossomed, Matt McGinley layed down a solid lipslide through the rusty metal coping
b) Lipslidewise, the Ginch was shredding puto!
c) Matt McGinley busts a gnarly lipper in Daly City
d) Mat Miginlee lipslide at Daily Sitty minny

Thrasher, Slap, Lowcard, and epiclyTRIFE

uh, I got to be honest... the ramp's pretty later'd

3 Inches of Shane and Shanetower

Good to see my financial adviser out on the town...

2/5's of The Massek

Scrubu showed up to a standing ovation and hugs from all the lady friends...

More Paris Schwilton vectors dogwise...

Shelly and the dude that saved her house from burning down, I think they might even have the same bday or some shit, whatevs...

Malia pours the best Jager in town...

Here's to maricons...

Screwie Lewie's becoming a big deal...

"That's funny, there's a frog hanging from my ceiling and my name is Toad, haha..."

That's even funnier...

Find BK...

Blogwars are becoming a Bummer...

Coach was beggin us to turn down the suck, and let him sleep...

Finger point vectors...

"Lads, I'm in..."

"Hey, we can take it back to Jersey anytime you want..."

Toad, you gotta do me a favor - straighten out the hat my man...

The Outlaw with more finger pointing antics...

So...

Dod's takin' a lash...

Bloody Mary's came early and often...

Yeah, we're in a band...

"If I show you my eyes... WASTED!!!"

Pile time...

The girl in the middles a pretty big deal...

Not sure if Angela planned it, but those Trife jean jackets are now officially huge in NYC...

Blogwars ended up giving...

Boatwright bloggerphobia - she really hates photos...

T-POD

Outside the Packedside...
photo: Tim Stanton

keep the party photos coming

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February 24, 2007

ADIOS PENSYLCON!

We took Pensyl out for Mexican food on his last night in town,
even got him a mariachi band, no big deal...

Lately, my circle's been mass media broverload...
Logan's tellin someone on his celly that dramawise, Pensyl's become Paris Shwilton...

"ahhh, you guys didn't have to do all this for me..."

The future Mr and Mrs Lowcard discuss a larger format while Pensyl shows off his photo from JFK-all flights cancelled

"Fuck it, I think Im gonna start bloggin too guys!"

"Excuse me, are you Dan Pensyl?"

It's this girls birthday tomorrow-happy birthday Reija!

Foodwise, semi whatevs...

Then straight to the 5...

Here's to putos!

On Bummer, the caption would read Z-ZPO, fuckin epic Dods!

The lady friends are sayin' the two hottest maricons on the Trife...

Dos Tecates para Carlita...

Kimmel showed up right as I launched my blog machine into long exposure mode...

Drehobl's been known to blog, so he thought he could teach Carly the technique...

Michaela wasn't impressed...

"So, are you gonna miss me???"

Tonguewise, shit was tight...

Tamale lady!!!

Kimmel got four, he's trying to get in the FBC...

No tamales; Dr. Dre-hobl was already thinking about tomorrow's chowdah...

Man down!!!

"Ill be fine, Im an EMT"

Bye-bye maricons!

T-POD (Trifeparty Photo Of the Day)

Pensyl and Dods turnin' up the Maricon
photo: Sally Sidekick

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February 23, 2007

bLOWit CARD BBQ BRO-OUT

bLOWit CARD had another brainiac idea of throwin' a BBQ at a skatepark, this time it was Novato...

Logan was there with Sally Sidekick
"Hey lads, who's in on a game of checkah's"

Sully Anne hopped right in with her travel checkers-penny/nickelwise...

Everyone was still feelin' pretty crusty, semi zombi situaish...

BBQ vectors...

Then the cops showed up...

"Are you fuckin' kidding me?!?!? I came to California for this?"

Basically Lowcard ruined these kids seshwon, epic!

"I got to be honest, I hate fuckin' cops..."

Alfraro and Puppybreath had their own seshwon...

"No way, the cops came and locked the gates so we can't skate, but dont give a shit about us drinking beer and smokin' pot-so sick!"

Back to the City by the Bay...

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February 21, 2007

2 YEAR PARTYWAISH

So it goes like this. Two bands played for Trife's two year anniversary. Three dudes drove 8 hours to get a plane that took six hours, and one dude waited forty two hours in an airport to just come out and be a part of it. Thee Parkside had it's biggest night behind the bar in their history and the door stopped letting people in by 11pm due to complete broverload. You tell me...

The night started by us loadin the coffin onto the top of my ride and headin' to...

Thee Parkside...

Now that's TRIFE...

Scrubu took it straight to the wheel of Trife and...

Janet took a martini wheelwise...

Brogan and da boys missed their flight in Rhode Island but managed to drive a gazillion miles to DC in the middle of the night and board a flight at 6am to get to SF just hours before total rock annihilation...

The Logan Warrior and Corpsey share a Car Bomb...

In the back P-Stone and Maggie served epic chili dogs...

Oh yeah, Andreas was even there. Does that mean it was a cool event?

Sal-V sin Sidekick...

A stealth Matt Newton...

Rob's merch table was in full effect...

So was Rob's girl...

There was even drink tickets and shit, semi big deal scenario...

Posterwise, how can you call yourself bro without possessing one of these gems...

Ramondetta shows off Demassek's new gear. It's just a caveman fucking a dinosaur, no big deal...

Get the fuck out of here! That's Troy Demassek aside the drummer of Demassek.
"He used to look more metal." -Dods

Manzoori, Justin, and brosef...

Not everyday you see Sarah out on the town-good job Becker/Hale!!! EC will be proud...

Jerry's like, "Whoa, bros??? I had no idea."
Dude it's been on your calendar for months!

Odell knew; he tried to play it off like he had some important Altamont situaish, whatevs.
Blogwar broverload -

3 Retards plan a party???

Like I said, Scrubu gets chicks...

Brandy and Susie were pretty much shredding all night non stop...

Holy shit, Jessica Krausse even made it out...

I kept flippin' this girl off, then I found out she was with Pensyl so I figured it was all good...

Beagle One actually asked Corpsey if he still shredded, it was so aws...

Damn, with all that smoke it wasn't easy to see, but once the rock started it could only be...

Claire Dog???

No, Hightower maricon!!!

This turned to...

This. P-Stone serves up dogs while Corpsey calls it a night

Joe Breezy loves hot dogs, I think I seen him eat like ten or some shit...

The dude on the left didnt DJ one song, the dude on the right didnt shoot one photo and the guy in the middle just kept talking about how Lost is all about scientology...

But they're all bro's so it's all good ragewise...

Heidi got VIP let in after sold out status...

meanwhile back at the wheel of Trife...

Trixie landed a Tecate...

Did I mention Hightower was completely shredding, first show in 2007 putos...

Puppybreath took it to the pit...

Shane from life behind the kit of blood...

Semi Hightower karoake-waish, better bring lyrics puto...

TFL represent, yeah Shelly!!!

Trémassek

Then these semi familiar looking pallbearer dudes vectored towards the stage with the casket Becker built...

OG graffitti dog, Andy Henry killed it with some epic blood-drip technique around the cross..

Even Kelly Anne leant a helping hand...

If you haven't figured it out yet, Weibs exploded out of the casket straight into shred mode...

Pensyl was feelin' it. Obviously, he waited almost two days in JFK to get here...

Looks like you might see some shots on Later'd or maybe even the big leagues of Vice...

Pete Booth made us some Trife stickers and shredded like he'd slept all week...

No Red Bull needed, just full on energy...

Damowise...

Pyrotechnic situaish...

While Ryan belted out Hellbent For Leather...

These three became comfortably one...

At maximum capacity, the shredometer hit new vectors....

Piggyback shred, no big deal...

Antonewise...

Logan hit the shit out of J-Dog's kit...

It was definitely a smokey show...

Due largely to Brandy's addiction to the smoke machine...

A little bromance on the shred floor...

This show was anything but a shipwreck...

Halsey's been waiting for this night since Robstock...

Just some heads from NY...

Brandy Rhoads and some dude with a weird beard...

Tracy and Halsey beyond shredderdome...

Hidden weapon vectors...

Dods out on the dance floor...

Salba was all, "I wonder what Manute and Tino are doing right about now???"

Schmitty gone with Amigone...

Damo outside with the Outlaw...

Flaptacular!!!

PEEP THE FOOTAGE MARICON!

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February 20, 2007

FARMERS PHO-PHO's

40 date US tour starts April 27th

Moz's biggest fan, Tony Farmer, comes in hot with todays flix from the biggest night in Thee Parkside's history...

Da kine grinds, brah!!!

Welcome to Der Weinerschnitzel...

Grass Valley groms with the Godfather lurking...

Siouxsie Hsu and Joe Priceless...

Chili con Barné...

If I was Napolean, you could be my Josephine...

Who brought the dude with the sweater???

pall bearers...

Kelling it

Brandy Rhodes and Siouxsie Hsu...

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February 19, 2007

WE WANT THE FOOTY

If you know who this guy behind the camera is, email me at epiclytrife@yahoo.com. We'd love to get a copy of your footage brosef. Hook it up!

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February 13, 2007

10 REASONS TO MAKE IT TO THE TRIFE PARTY

1. 5-1 girl to guy ratio...

2. P-Stone will be there helping Maggie serve up chili dogs...

3. Hightower's first appearance in 2007...

4. Magnethead's merch table...

5. Wheel of Trife!!!

6. If people can make it from New York

and Hawaii, why can't you...

7. Drehobl wont be there, he's stayin' home to re-watch LOST...

8. Troy fuckin' Demasek! The dude the band got their name after will be in the house...

9. Scrubuwise...

10. The return of the mother fuckin Ginch, aka Ginzo

Do it, DO IT!!!

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February 12, 2007

CBS BECOMES PBS?

Thrasher Publish Ed Riggins came out to say good bye to SF native, Bryce Kanights, who is leaving the city by the Bay?!?!?!?
Portland, OR. will be the new city he resides. Look for a plethora of Burnside photos on Skate Daily starting next month...

Claire Dog and Donna

Heath Toader and BK


Plenty of food for the FBC...

Brook rages while Salba absorbs it all...

Chica de Brook battered...

Shrewgy and Joe Fong...

Schmitty gettin' sauced with Salba...

Toadly Justin...

CBS blood...

They all huddled around as Sick Boys came onto the screen. Tommy kept saying, "Fuck, now I know why my back hurts so much..."

Toader and Heidi give Corpsey a thumbs down for staying home to watch LOST?!?!?!

Sully Anne kickin' it with some self proclaimed epic pitcher back in Nam, he was claimin no-hitters, books, and legendary status in the baseball world...

No self proclamation necessarry here. Legendwise - Tommy Guerrero and Craig Stecyk

Good luck Bryce! Hope to see you in the NW soon

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February 10, 2007

OUR GUY'S GEARIN UP TO GET TRIFE

P-Stone flew up to learn web shit so he can be useful in Australia for this big circus event their throwin down there in which they really want to get some web love, yet for some reason dont offer the web dude a ticket... oh well, maybe next time; anyways Im pretty sure this photo best represents what 9 times out of ten our guy's gonna look like down under...

So I picked up ol Fatback at the airport...

Then straight to work to get him up to speed FTPwise...

and all that other web centric shit...

Comin' in hot with the notes - hope he doesn't lose those between now and Aussie...

Got it!!!

Then we went over to the TF for a lil seshwon...

This is a non paid advertisement...

Fully equipped with an original Mark Gonzles, no big deal...

The house that Bad Shit built (tell em the Trife sent you)...

Our guy checks out Bad Shit's new song Beer Slave; look for it in P-Stone's next video...

Trixie fuckin' shreds on drums, it's pretty aws...

Then to a business lunch at our favorite seafood joint...

Magnethead showed up. Rare accurance, no merch

Colonel Corpsey got the crab this time...

The oysters are bomb! Yo Ginch, you gettin hungry???

Our guy was really doin' it: lemondrop shots, pints, bowl of chowder, and oysters all before noon...

Check out P-Stone's new technique on getting a discount

Rejected, P-Stone walks the lonely road...

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February 09, 2007

DOWN BUT NOT OUT

Just like Anna Nicole (RIP), we went down yesterday. Unlike her, we're back up today! Our accountant slept on payin' the bills. Sorry for any side effects the withdrawl process may have had on you or your loved ones, and thank you to all you corporate fucks for not pullin some Wargames bullshit and buying our domain name so you could sell it back to us. Remember, we're fuckin trife over here.

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February 04, 2007

SPONSOR FOR TODAYS SUPERBOWL

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February 03, 2007

MARICONS LIKE SEAFOOD TOO

Lobstahwise...

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February 02, 2007

FUELIN THE FIRE

What the fuck is Broderman doing with Damian Rockbrock out in Hawaii? And who the fuck is Carvey Keitel???

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January 30, 2007

TURDWISE

Lowcard released another turd last night; Jason Jesse was there - no big deal...

All my dogs were there...

Gary was kickin' serious ass out front...

Semi Slap Gallery vectors...

From beer 3 to beer 4, Peter Ramondetta was in full signage mode, dudes all over the new Lowcard. F'n epic...

This one's for Farmer...

Shane in hippy-flage

"You can call me Josie, you can call me The Outlaw, but dont fuckin' call me José..."

Hamburger Eyes and Gordonzola are no where near the level of stoke ol' Magnethead has going after releasing his 15th turd...

Denise gettin' a photo op with ol Schmitler...

Back from ASR, the dynamic duo of Reija Lowcard and the Outlaw Josie Whales....

Duffywise, buy these shirts and hook up a bro in need...

Colonel Corpsey...

Dude and Pedro

more signage for Pedro...

If you haven't been paying attention, Lowcard makes girls gear...

Denise and Kimmel catchin up on old times...

Hustle if you hear me

Lowcard Glossy and Huf Set Schmit...

Couple of the night...

Get yours today maricon!

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January 29, 2007

LOWCARD RELEASES YET ANOTHER

I don't know if anyone's paying attention; but fuckin' Toad's turning into a real big deal lately...

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EPICLYTRIFE IN THE UK

Hey Jono, thanks for the support, but what's Rollapalluza???

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January 27, 2007

DEAL OR NO DEAL

We started out at the Attic where DJ Danny was on the wheels of steel...

Corpsey and Maggie fresh off the dance floor...

Kelly Anne's been rockin' some new neck flare thingy...

Uyeda long time to get on the Trife didn't you Brian?

Timmy Jak displayin' his new button, thanks Dods!

Deal of the century, this dude was selling his laptop for four bucks...

errr.... monitorwise???

Sean John's set-up complete with a cell block 3 - are those Ugly Sticks?

Guess who???

Are you there God, it's me Margaret... shredding

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January 26, 2007

TWO TRIFE CREW

According to our records, it was two years to the day that we started a blog about shit being Trife. At the time it was really just to piss off the East Coast who were all addicted to brO'dell's blog, epiclylaterd and to cure our problems boredomwise. Anyways, two years later shit's trifer then ever, basically we're sucking big time. Drehobl lost the charger to his camera and hasn't posted since June 2, 2005 , Ginch moved to New York, and Evan changed into Big Poppa B after giving birth to the kid of the year Everett Cash. Anyways, thanks for checking in with us and hope to see you all at what Drehobl's calling the biggest waste of time in SF history.

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January 25, 2007

GNAR GNARwise

Here's a behind the scenes look at an average day for Dan Drehobl and Mark Gonzales during the filming of the new Krooked video, Gnar Gnar.

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January 21, 2007

SILOwise

Silo has recently relaunched their deal boxerwise... We met up with Justin Strubing to find
out just what this means for G-string lovers around the world...

"Hey barkeep, get me some Alpo..."

Maggie and Pero Loco...

Then after the bar we got a ride to an exclusive Silo after party from Mira in her Mercedes, no big deal...

Halsey's eyes were red long before her first rip...

Toad's pulling some Jamie Thomas shit and asking to reduce his amount of coverage Trifewise
so he doesn't blowout his deal-TRIFE!

Shelly can't wait for the Trife party, Demassekwise...

Shoewise...

"No media!"

Hey Toad, what deal?!?!?! Meanwhile; Strubing was dreaming of...

Silo boxers...

with pockets to stash your jimmy hats...

"Excuse me sir, are those Silo Boxers your wearing?"

Meanwhile, out EAST...


Party favorwise...

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January 19, 2007

CRIME IN THE CITY

Ramondetta and his special lady friend, the Outlaw, at last night's Crime In The City premiere in San Francisco, CA...

Josie's really helping out while my camera's in the repair place and for that I give thanks

Sally and Lo were there supportin' the cause...

Me and Corey are gonna start our own shoe company, so you better look out putos!

Is Sal-V back on the sauce???

Semi intergalactic vectors...

Stoagie and Tony Montgomery...

I got to be honest here, this photo is straight up HOT!

It also was Jenifer's bday

Nichols and our special female guest photo journalist...

Brokeback Brook getting BGP on the ladies of HSP...

TOADly Epic was there, he still hasn't seen his video footage-whatevs...

"Your face doesn't mean anything to me"

Vampire's come out at night...

"Jails, they got the wrong type of bars in em..."

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January 18, 2007

TOADly EPIC

X-Toad has been gettin' extreme lately.
Shredding in front of and behind the camera...

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January 17, 2007

THE OL' CRANSTONIAN

After surviving a night in Ozona; Knuckle sent in a couple photos of ol' Cranston at
the Mexican Quarterback skate park in El Paso, TX...

Alex Horn lays down a feeble while some of our married audience lays down to
sleep in anger of all our partying photos... Oh to live vicariously through the Trife
"WAHHHH!"

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January 16, 2007

DROWNING OUR LIVER FOR MLK

With a three day weekend thanks to MLK, that gave one extra day to hit up the Mission and drown our livers...

Carley's always down to drown-liverwise...

When the bro's are away, the fro's come out to play...

Carls Mikeley

Jeanette loves when random dudes at bars tell her how to shoot pool; seriously she LOVES it...

Kelly caught up with Neal Schweiber of Freaks and Geeks fame, no big deal...

Janet got a new camera; photowise, you might see some contributions like this New Years shot-Bada Bing!

Me and Toad went to Delurk and ran into Sal-V and her posse...

Find Tosh Townend and win nothing...

Denise and the Outlaw gettin' cozy-Yo Josie, where's your hat???

Sully Anne Kellivan showin off her collectors edition vintage longsleeve Trife Squirrel Tee...

Josie took time out from photo duties to shred...

"Whoaaaaah, we're half way there!!!"

I can just hear the Ginch as he looks at this photo; "I want to be there in the City by the Bay..."

That's wierd, I look wasted...

Endless bummer?

Say good night to the bad guy...

Rumor has it the East Coast is swelling - Trife partywise...

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January 12, 2007

SQUIRRELWISE

TRIFE SQUIRREL T-SHIRT - $8.00
designed by Dan Drehobl

Size:

SmallMedLrgXL

TRIFE-CHECK T-shirt - $8.00 SIZE: smallmediumlargeX-large

TRIFE-CHECK T-shirt and LOWCARD Beanie - $15.00 SIZE: smallmediumX-large

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January 09, 2007

ENDLESS TRIFE

Too much time on my hands here. - Dods

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January 05, 2007

nH

Cranston, Knuckle, and Gravette stopped by to pick up some Trife shirts before their month long Creature trip to Florida and back. Cranston didn't bring a board so photowise, you could be seeing a lot of the Coffin...

TOADUS OPERANDI

"Here's a pic of Toad trying to look tough as nails in a Unicorn tee." -BK

Missoulawise, super 8 vectors, semi big deal... we pray everyday for TOADerrrr...
Oh hells yay yeahhhh!!!

Look for Toads Hawaii report entitled, Chillin' with Christian and Chris coming to the Trife near you

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January 03, 2007

510 REPRESENT!!!

Click the above photo for an even larger image of ol' Gordo reppin' the Trife-lien to tailwise...

Before Berkeley we went by the tennis banks for Drehobl to get a Lowcard photo,
this beanplant fakie was his warm-up...

As soon as we pulled into the skatepark we saw Julien reppin' the Trife hard shirtwise.
Could 510 be carrying our gear soon???

Gordon "Lightfoot" Eckler kickin' it in his new Trife shirt at Berkeley Skatepark-no big deal...

Chubby was there too snappin SAVAGE backside ollies Blood...

Got Trife?

From the minute Gordon put the Trife shirt on, it was showtime...

We still have a few shirts available TrifeCheckwise; and rumors are flying
about a new Corpsey design possibly as soon as this weekend...

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January 01, 2007

NEW YEARS IS TRIFE

Drehobl at 12 Galaxies pre-show claiming a new drinking system
We'll see if it works...

Brothers Trolf...

Drunk Horse

Shane in Blood reppin' the Lowcard...

Queen Destructo givin' the High Life salute...

Possible highlight of the night, homie started a one man shred... it was f'n epic

This dude (sorry I forgot your name-alcoholwise) was like, "Hey you do the Trife; wanna shot of Jamison?"

errrr....

Mandreas and Janet

Kelly Anne and Erin gettin' some pre-midnight cozyness...

More cozy vectors for Maggie and Pup Breath, and that's Noah Peacock with BGP-not so cozy...

E.C.-E and some dude; actually I think he was totally bro New Yearswise...

The Fuckin' Champs didn't really do it for me, whatevs...

Corpsey and Janet...

Jelloshotwise...

Then Midnight hit. Look at all the happy lovers around ol' Corpsey givin' the finger-pretty f'n classic...

I have no idea...

"Hey, Bada Bing!" - I'm not drunk at all

Walkin' to the liquor store Maggie saw something she wanted...

"Ahhh, he's so cute!"

Whoa is that Potes, semi Hamburger Eyes scenario...

Maggie givin' out good New Year cheer inside the liquor store, no big deal...

Meanwhile outside, these two we're ready for more action...

A few blocks down the road was DLX's Mr. Darrin Howard-I hear he's kind of a big deal...

Toadus Operandi was trying to get Maggie's new friend wasted...

Halsey and Trixie needed no help in that category...

Toader back from Hawaii; should have a full report up later this week- Oh hell Yeahyah!!!

Guess who was stationed on their Sidekick all night...

Cyrus in the house...

San Jose's a long drive drunk on New Years there Mario...

Brothers from different mothers, Hustle Jamie and Evs Fu Sung...

This one's for Logan-Booyakasha!

Chest a minute!!! I never, in all my years...

Corpsey's givin' out plenty of New Years kisses...

Then for THE TONGUE GALLERY:

Bad Shit happens...

How Lo will Sally go???

Semi Gene Simmons...

TNT-Tony n Trixie...

Sally Sidekick and Kelly Anne gettin' dark...

Janet was shreddin' all night, check the jacket situaish-fuckin aws!!!

Happy new years to all and thanks to Sally Sidekick and East Coast Erin for contributing some epicness photowise...

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December 30, 2006

HEAVY BARREL

New Yearswise... bring the noise!

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December 28, 2006

TRIFE XMAS

Matt Evs comes through with a guest-ed appearance.

He writes, "Here is my contributions for the Trife.
They are from the ill ass celebrity X-mas party you threw!
Way to go! Was a good nite (not that I can remember)!"

Ricky Bobby and Corpsey...

P-Diddy and D-Nice...

Sal-V, uh... and K-Fed

Cruzwise... Ginch is the Top Gun...

The Outlaw, Joe Breezy, and Farley...

Salba's cousin Jessica chillin' with ol' Schmitler...

Our guy P-stone, completed the trifecta-boxwise, with Rosie O...

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December 16, 2006

SOTY PARTY BLOW OUT

Last night was the annual SOTY party
If you weren't there then you don't know what you missed...

Any questions?

Sound check with Bad Shit...

Some pre drinkin before hitting the party...

Jonah flashing his last dollar bill...
and once inside the joint i ran into all these fools

Jeanette happy to have a beer in hand after a long ass wait...

Mr. Levine and T&T...

Remember when Drehobl missed the Creature premiere to stay home and watch Brokeback Mountain?
Well at least this time he had a better excuse, new Trife shirts maricon!

Double fistin' is always recommened in a half empty venue...

Look at Barker flappin' as Elissa models her long coat...

Jessica Krausse lives!

Wassup Scooter

Richard Paez introduced em like this, "BAD SHIT!", "BAD SHIT!", "BAD SHIT MOTHER FUCKERS!"

"All Hail CARDIEL!!!"

Stagedivewise...

Our Guy... GOT IT!

Trujillo was shreddin'-the snow was a big bag of flour they threw out in the crowd for their song Mission St. coke...

Arco's OG CBS, putos! Look at PuppyLurk, he's planning a blog situaish of me blogging???

Now that's Creepy - Kylewise...

This is what you get when you put this guy in front of a 2 hour open bar...

It was totally a coincidence that these two showed up right after the song Fuck San Jose...

Look, it's Ricky Windsor!!!

Everyone wanted their photo with Sally's mom Gwynned, especially Magnethead
My favorite Gwynned story is the one about Lizard King introducing himself to her as her future son in law, no big deal...

Tio!!! Roberto Aleman all the way from Espana...

Me and Erin's annual SOTY photo...

Evs ain't afraid...

Grillwise???

Naga gnar-gnar!

That ain't Daewon!

The Gav's becoming a regular here on the Trife...

"Thanks Thrasher, Im so stoked!"

Surrealwise...

Rancid, errrr?

Evscard

Sally Sidekick in her favorite photo op...

Two of the best point-n-shooters in SF
Josies fabulous new hair style and Brook completely wasted...

Thanks to Sally Sidekick and the Outlaw Josie Whales for some photo contributions. Also; some Rancid groupie goon broke yet another one of my cameras. So I've decided to fly the Ginch in from New York tomorrow to help postwise while it's getting fixed.

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December 14, 2006

TRIFE EXCLUSIVE PRESS RELEASE

Corpsey is Built To Grind putos!!!

"Your boy finally saw the light" -Dawes
"Bad Shit's next song is gonna be Corpsey's on Indy!" -Trujillo
"Stoked on that fucker gettin on Indy finally." -Keith Wilson
"Im gonna teach him 540's" -D. Way

In other news, this dude played a show last night...

with his band, The Young Offenders...

These are the songs they played...

This dude flew in from Hawaii to see the show, no big deal...

The newest Tetris addict...

Could the Donuts be reuniting???

Trife's next ad???

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December 10, 2006

WE GOT SHIRTS...TRIFEWISE

TRIFE-CHECK T-shirt $8.00 SIZE: smallmediumlargeX-large

TRIFE-CHECK T-shirt and LOWCARD Beanie $15.00 SIZE: smallmediumlargeX-large

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December 09, 2006

MAS MAUICON

This is the only sequence I took in Maui. Some local puttin on a demo bridgewise...

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December 07, 2006

SAPO VERDE TU OYO!

THAT'S RIGHT BIAAATCH, YESTERDAY WAS TOAD'S BDAY...

JANELLE AND TOAD ON THEIR BIG SAGITARIOUS NIGHT OUT

DAN AND MRGARET LOOKING HOT!


P-STONE AND MAGNETHEAD NEED ANOTHER ROUND

TOAD'S DAD TAKES CHARGE OF THE BOTTLE AND MINI BAR

THANKS POPS!!

LEFT OVERS FOR GUNNER...I THINK

MORE WINE FOR THE OUTLAW

FROM WINE TO BEER


BRUTTUS MADE AN APEARANCE


WHAT A FUCKEN HAM!!

THE MAN OF THE HOUR "TOAD"



HAPPY B-DAY TOAD!!!!

Have fun in Hawaii puto!

all photos: THE OUTLAW JOSIE WHALES

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December 05, 2006

F.A.B. BITCH

Now that's what's up!!!!

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December 04, 2006

NO ONE GETS THEIR WAY UNTIL THEY WHIP IT

I wish someone had a video camera rollin'. Possibly the best speach ever given...
Frank Chu for president???

Frank stuck around to watch the Tower shred...

Outlaw style, B&W-this way you know exactly how it's gonna look in Lowcard...

Shane hasn't lost a beat drumwise...

The Outlaw Josie Whales makin' shit happen...
Sidenote: Halsey's havin' a really good time

Sean John jumped on stage to turn up the good...

Just an average night for Sean John...

They might be broken up and they might not be - but they're still the Wallride...

The place was fuckin' packed...

NIght After Night was second to shred...

What ever happened to the light stages for each member thing you had going???

Shoewise...

Then in the middle of their set, Puppy Breath gets on stage...
Try to detect it?

Whip it - into shape

Move forward...

Shape it up...

It's not too late, to WHIP IT...

WHIP IT GOOD!!!

Meanwhile Janelle and Maggie were gettin their cute on...

Barker's like, "I just wanted to get a drink, I wasn't asking for all that..."

This dude bailed the scene early, he had to hit Delirium back to back nights. The fuckin' bacon dog guy's got his number...

Then for the hammer, the banger, the ender, the f'n headliner... HIGH ON FIRE!!!

The place went frickn bananas...

PuppyBreath with some post whip-it camera meltdown... Check the evidence

Shane broke the emo scale on this photo...

So much shred you can't believe...

There was stage diving and shit, no big deal...

Jeff Matz is no Joe Preston? He's no Preston Maigetter either, so...

Shane down!

Wish you were there...

and we out...

I guess I met up with Kelly Anne at the Parkside for last call. This is one of those photos where I wake up in the morning and expect to be the dude in the background. I guess I made it...

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December 02, 2006

OJwise...

Im sick as shit...

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November 29, 2006

MINORITY REPORT PREMIERE... Josiewise

111 Minna was the place and Josie was the photojournalist. Damn, she's posting more then Ginch these days...

How dare you!!! Toad never calls me to go out, but I still got love for him-whatevs....

Livin' la vida Lowcard...

Steamer and One Doodle...

Did I mention everyone was here to see Clyde Singleton's video, Minority Report...

Ramondetta and Milligan gave it a thumbs up...

Looks like Denise is back from AZ...

Magnethead and Puppy Breath
Hightower's the Michael Jordan of bands, they're gettin' back together for a show this Saturday at 12 Galaxies, no big deal...

Sally V just lost the blonde and gained a grill...

Lowcard Grillz???

Chef Pierre in the house!!!

Hustle if you see him...

Strubing and LJ...

Sally Sidekick and Reija Lowcard with some retard vectorin' BGP...

Josie and the ladies are really doin' it these days, thanks Josie!!!

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November 26, 2006

TOADWISE

Met Toad across from OB. No waves equals wooden toy usage...

Arrow mark's the spot...

Rough ass ground pushed us off to Miley...

November in SF, no big deal...

Toad vectoring...

Some ripping Miley action...

Artfagwise...

Chest a minute!!! How'd this dude get off the couch???

Toad's kind of a big deal, he shreds and shit, it's aws...

Then we said goodbye to Steph and hello to King City at the Knockout...

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Joe Raposo sighting-total Peninsula vectors reminisce-wise...

Joe and Chris were in RKL, and Boz was in the Other...

HomeNut's been killing the Funky Monkey...

End of the road-MoonShinewise...

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November 21, 2006

epiclyLOWCAR'D

Go to Molotovs tonight maricons! Lowcards got a new zine to force down your throat. In honor of the release, Ive got a special bday present for the Ginch. That's right, we got Magnethead as special Trife Guest editor...

(Dont blame me for his mis spellings and trife captions)

So yeah, the Parkside hosted a video premiere for Chris Hall's new video Get Familiar. It's pretty necessary for your viewing pleasure.
Zack Lyons-Lanky as shit, the dude to the left is bummed...

Shane-now that Hightower is done, he's a "door man"

Bryce is reppin' detroit, but he's moving to Portland soon...

Ramondetta and Bigg's are down

Pepper/Maurice, Pepper had some tricks in the video...

Missisissippi Mud mezmorized by the vid...

Nichols wearin a TRIFE ass hat,, Mira feeling on it...

Dude, Will, Bobby's part took out his Krooked Part

Morford gettin' ready to mash

Hustle Jamie...Oh wait, Dime Bags Jamie...

Eckler off to Colorado...

World's worst dog with world's best beer...

Busenitz and Julia hyped on Thanksgiving this Thursday...

Schmitty, put the fuckin' camera away; I got this one

Darren wearing the worst shirt ever...

Roughneck wearing the 2nd worst shirt in the world...

Yeah, thats me, hello you, it's me!

SIDEBAR SCHMITTYWISE

Shane and his board...

Demassekwise, SHREDDING!

That's the fuckin' WRECKA maricon...

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November 16, 2006

SCORP-FEST 2006

SCORP-FEST '06

Dude, so you got your new PS3? No dude, they aren't out yet... Oh want to go camp out in line for a week so we can get one the day it comes out? Totally bro, I heard they're gonna have a band playing and sick visuals, should be epic!

Pope room putos!

Vinowise...

Toad's kind of a big deal...

Maggie and Janelle

Did I mention it's Scorp Fest '06!!!

Family style Cabron...

You can spell Maricon using the letters from Macaroni, SWEET...

Pocket protector wise...

3 Retards will wear pocket protectors
photo: Josie

We're totally losing our tan, whatevs...

We are gathered here for this thing called SCORPIO...

Magnet head's birthday is actually today, go burn a Lowcard in his honor...

You can totally read Heidi's lips, "Really?"

The pope got hungry...

To all my friends!!!

Happy birthday maricon's...

No, not that maricon...




Those maricons...

Maggie brought epic cupcakes that she made, she was really doing hostwise even at a restaurant...

F'n DELISH!!!
photo: Josie

It got nuts, wine glasses started breakin' and shit...

Gnarly vino vision...

Rob blows...

If you want an ad in Lowcard, they cost money now...

30's the new 22...

Look at Toad, he's totally thinking "How DARE you!"

Post dinner digestion stretch-Semi yoga situaish

The pope was pleased

Learning Support Consultant, now that's someone I could use as a friend...

Remember when an Indy jacket could buy you a year's supply of ad's in Lowcard??

Toad took his roommate home some leftover's...

Salba and Heidi...

Guess who?

Obviously...
photo: Josie

Guess whose car we drove to the 5 in???

Double J vectors, Josie and Janet...

Holy shit, it's Chiguy!!!

Guess what bar we went to???

Look it's Peter Ramondetta...

The mirror shows a smile that's not there...

Speaking of not there...

Janet made sure Carly kept her clothes on this time...

Josie and I givin' the horns...

Then Chiguy made his move on Janet...

To Be Continued???

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November 15, 2006

ANOTHER SCORP

Look out SF, Janet's gonna be on the town tonight! Scorpio-wise, we're really doing it!!! Yeayah!

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November 12, 2006

EVERETT CASH report from Big Poppa B

Got this email from Becker:
"EC's shredding in his new etnies that his uncle schmitty got him. epic

Look at the little guy, he's almost as big as Poppa Becker's laptop, pretty f'n epic gearwise!
Good job Sarah and Evan, keep the photos coming

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November 11, 2006

TOP SECRET BLOW-OUT

We had a big TRIFE dinner at a secret location. I can't disclose the name; part of the meeting/dinner was to let me have it for blowin' out Swans and I was instructed to never give out our dinner locations EVER again. Sorry. Anyways, at the big TRIFE meeting things were discussed such as: the future of Docketwise, the lack of posts from those we wont mention, the lack of Tshirt designs, the lack of EC photos in comparison to Sarah's epic blog, and the abundance of photos girls aren't happy with. Remember when it didn't matter and it was all about putting the most fucked shit up, photowise? Remember?? Do you???
TRIFE, that's the name of the site. F'n TRIFE!!!
Anyways...

I think it's ok to mention we had sushi...

These two dudes were getting epic phone pix, I think they might have even sent one or two to The Ginch (I included a photo of Ginch in case you forgot who he is or what he looks like-we miss him)

"Do you know what LOL means?"
Possible future Tshirt photowise, whatevs...

After our BIG meeting/dinner, we went to the Western Edition for Moose's birthday...

I am the wallride was there...

The place was fuckin' packed! It was pretty hectic, so much so that I could't really display properly photowise at what lengths Shelly went for ol' Moose's special day... a dress with fancy pants nylons, pretty much killin' it - no big deal...

Denise showed up right as we were exit stage left...

Happy bday Moose, Scorpio's RULE but dude, if youre reading this and I know you are; next time you go to the extent of making fliers for your bday you might want to warn the bartenders to add a few compitent servers. I mean homie, you got a lot of thirsty friends that really like to drink. 30 minutes for a fuckin' beer drove us right back to the Mission.

Where compitent bartenders such as Mr Ethan Indorff put in their 9 to 5 (pm-am)...

Well actually driverwise, that would be me. We all hopped into Janelle's Escalade and bumped
some E-40 str8 to POPS (no chance of blowin' out the already blown out Pops).

Carls Barkley and Steph got the best seats in the house operawise, so we tossed em in the back with plenty of room, carwise...

CHEST A MINUTE!!!

Hola Maricon. What the fuck is going on?!?!?!

Too many oyster shots at dinner? Corpsey started shreddin' the Macaputo

Anyways, back to Pops. "Yeah, Im a maricon, just let me in."

Haven't seen Steph in a minute. Lost has taken over all my friends lives, semi scary...

Then Carly said fuck it and got naked...

Fro EVER!!! Carly f'n rules...

Then these cool dudes showed up from some secret party they couldn't tell their bro's about...

I'm not even cool enough to be in a photo with em without gettin' the finger, borderline single tear moment...

A lot going on here, I mean look: the epic SHUT UP candle, the extensive collection of Thrasher videos, Lance Mountain on TV welcoming you to yet another 411, but the important thing is that it's past 1am and Steph is still out. Yeah Stephanie!!!

I think this is Mrs. Strubing's first appearance on the Trife (Im trying to blow out the Trife now); the other three maricon's you already know...

In all my years, I NEVER... How dare you!!!

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November 03, 2006

MAHALOween

So it turns out that Lahaina is like totally Marty Brah, Halloweenwise...

Jesus Christ, is that Paris Hilton!?!?!?!

Adam and Eve-wise

KSul and KFed kickin' it with Brittany, no big deal...

Hendrix was gettin his groovie on. Im not sayin' he was better then anyone else, Im just sayin'
he liked the song and he wanted to do it-possible Bob Dylan's grandma in the audience situaish...

Little pina...

Fuck the lady and her beater, it's all about the sign Bra-wise...

Girls gone dick wild...

For a second I thought I saw Carly...

This year's Cabbage Patch Kid, costumewise...

Kelly Anne gettin' a hold of things...

Shavin' on the street...

Then a jump rope jam broke out...

Magnum jumped in and got his shred on...

Hula hoopers were hoopin and shit, totally gnar...

Ron Burgundy loves cack

I dont think these two were in costume, whatevs...

Strippers had their own poll and disco ball and everything, shit was gettin' nutz!

Cottage Cheesewise...

Jinx Jiminez?

That's my girl shredding the non-sober life...

Get fooked?

Meanwhile, Corpsey was rockin' Locke vectors in some hatch in SF...

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October 30, 2006

THE ROAD TO HANA PUTO

LOST in Maui

We decided to spend the day chasing waterfalls on the road to Hana

Kelly's cuckoo for coconuts...

Pay to park, and then get the fuck out!

The locals really don't want visitors to show up at their epic spots...

Kelly Anne picked up some passion fruit from the side of the road...

Blue Pools! Im a maricon for waterfalls puto...

This must be just like living in paradise and I dont want to go home...

We got almost to our main destination, and learned that the recent earthquake took out a bridge and that it was a four mile walk which included a Pig Crossing...

One of many falls on the walk to Seven Pools...

Shaka vectors at the second Falls...

This local named Ryan swung by and gave us a lift the last mile or so. Thanks brah!

This may have scared most mainlanders away...

But not us, we had the Seven Sacred Pools all to ourselves, no big deal...

Postcardwise, my photo skills are fuckin' shredding...

2 seconds exposurewise, you can print that one if you want, it's cool...

Then we met this crazy Brazilian named Fabi, who took the 4 mile trek back with us.
She'd ask me to take her photo with her camera for her, and then yell out, "Greg, you're the dude!" It was pretty kill...

Captain Coconut's shack...

Token sunset photo almost back at the car...

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October 29, 2006

ALOHA MAUICON

Tio, venga venga!!!

Straight out the gates we went to Paia for some epic fish sandwiches...

They got a cement skatepark here too puto...

Dipped our feet and checked out the surf...

Then we went to Big Beach. It's just one of the best beaches in Maui cabron, no big deal...

K-Diddy was there...

Then at the market, I started having Alaska flashbacks, Sullivanwise...

Bedside sunset, no big deal...

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October 25, 2006

HAPPY B-DAY MAGGIE!!!

Slideshowwise... Click on this recent gem of a photo featuring the bday girl Maggie and lil Becker, EC
Happy bday Margaret, Scorpios rule!

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October 21, 2006

THE BRO-C

"Have fun in the Bro-C" -Nick Scurich

The night before I left, we went to the new Bloomingdales to see Kelly's brother Patrick modeling for Ralf Loren in some wierd thing that made me feel like I fell into an epiclyLATERD post or some shit. Kind of craze, but good seeing Pat...

Then at the airport, a Breslin sighting in the big O...

Then on the plane to the big OC. The plane was just about to land and pulled a near LOST episode with a "Don't land!" lunge upward. Later we found out that a plane was unable to take off and we could have been it's meal...

In the OC, "Hey, there goes our ride!"

Scary semi early Rob Roskopp graphics...

Sally Slap in the GvR van, Slap is sponsoring the event puto...

Epic video devices vanwise, pretty cutting edge as far as the whole tech dvd world is concerned...

The Etnies park maricon...Home town heroes get ready!

Guess who's got some not so new ink???

Mofo sighting...

"Schmitty! You always put unflattering photos of me..." Forget all that. Mostly I was pointing out the no dudes allowed table gettin mad BGP...

Bromar in the Bro-C gearin' up for SHOWTIME complete with Madonnas, roll in to tail and lipslides, and a heelflip frontside air...

Manzoori vectorin' some new shit VXwise - straight to hard drive maricon...

Ol Knuckle gettin' some epic shots you might see on Thrashermagazine.com later this weekend...

Now for a little history lesson in skateboarding, living legendwise...

This dude invented the Smith grind...

This dude is Salba's brother...

The dude hugging the announcer dude once shaved his eyebrows in a Santa Cruz video...

This dude invented the Christ air, introduced the hammerhead shape to skateboarding, wore biker shorts religiously while shredding, is now heavy into religion, and as of last week the proud father of a new born
Sidenote: Becker never was really into him, but I think he's f'n epic...

The dude with the forementioned dude is Pat Ngoho, I dont really have any trivia on him. Old time ripper shredwise OG status for sure...

Late night hotel mini mini keg...

"Alright dudes, see you manana..."

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October 19, 2006

LA STORY

Tomorrow, I have to go to LA for some contest where they compare the stances on a skateboard?
You know the dudes that ride with their left foot forward (regular) vs. the goofy ass dudes that ride with their right foot forward. I was just in LA two weeks ago and here's what went down...

I got Busy (Phillips) with Kim Kelly from Freaks and Geeks, no big deal...

Went to a skate shop with an epic board collection, but didn't carry Ventures for ol' Corpsey who lost his board...

Gonzwise...

Drehobl's biggest fan...

Chillin' at the bar...

Corpsey caught in a L.A. haze...

Sketchy ATM vectors...

Oyster shots maricon!

The house that Becker built, bowlwise...

At the bar, Smyth and Smith sighting...

SalB and the Gav...

Mr and Mrs Meza

Who's more stoked to meet who???

Braydonwise...

I didn't know John Trippe played drums...

Speaking of dopplegangers - I'm fucked!

Some cheezy LA band

hatwise...

Canters is the late night grub spot

Dawn, the girl on the left is getting married this weekend...

Van gettin the banana from a maricon...

Sahid on a bad one...

Then we went to the RVCA mini ramp contest...

Schroeder took first place with a fucked ankle, dudes a beast, Ben rules!

Think re-united, Drehobl and Da Butcher-is possible

Elena was woMANin the keg...

Stu came away with third and some Neckface love...

Somebody's got a new shoe about to come out...

Grosso signin'

Diego used to live at my house when he first moved here from Argie.
I haven't seen him in over two years, Yeah Butcher!

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October 16, 2006

CIGARwise...

Ive been shreddin' my bike lately, no fixed gear vectors, just pure wheelies.
Took a ride over to casa de Becker the other day, notice the serious Danzig hair
situaish-its getting way out of control Samhainwise!

Guess who all the gear is for???

EC baby!!! Already rockin' out in his car seat...

Boys night out with Garcia Vegas. Come in here, dear boy, have a cigar you're gonna go far...

Cool, Im wid it!

Went out to Ripon to shred and meet up with the Vox team who took Corpsey up North to the Portland vortex
Wait, is that a Modesto Mangler sighting, mohawkwise???

Picture Ginch rollin' in that T...

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October 12, 2006

DOUBLE DREHOBL

SOTYwise??? Fuckin two covers in one month with rumors of a third on the way...Hello

Congratulations Corpsey!!! Look for his shoes from Vox to hit the shops this month and buy them.

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October 10, 2006

IT'S A BOY!!!

Ladies and gentelmen, I give you Everett Cash Becker!
Big Daddy Becker with the photo from 1:30 this morning

CONGRATULATIONS SARAH AND EVAN

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October 07, 2006

Toni's Taco's

We came down to LA just for Toni's fish tacos. Mark's mom makes em crispy and ready to feed an army. Fuckin' DELISH!!!

There were old photos Mark had laying around. This is an outtake of 'Da Boys'; Thrasher Tshirtwise...

Sam's been labeled Sahid although he looks nothing like him. He wasn't feelin' the chili's.
He complains a lot, it's all good...

Drehobl and an early Gonz

Mark's mom had some of his art up on the walls, no big deal...

Mark and his cousin...

Heather Mary preppin' the spices...

I got to tell you, I fuckin' love fish tacos...

Upside down you're turning me...

Corpsey's jugglin' his new acting carreer as Dr. Jay Owens with his Kronic Cool Gnar Gnar shit, it's pretty f'n epic...

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October 03, 2006

World War Six at Club Sucks

3 blondes, 2 brunettes, and one drunk ass motherfucker. Simply shredding, no big deal...

Outside Club Sucks

Inside overview overload

The Kid had his section covered...

Fro's in da house

No big deal

Team Pierre early on piggy back rides, Gerwer on board....

Jai set up the twin tower look...

Bahram made some WW6 jihad headbands...

Kelly Ann and Sally V

Trixie with a Bad Schmit photo...

Trixie got pissed she wasn't in the photo so she added this pic of her rockin' out-pretty f'n aws.
I think it was the only pic that almost sold...

D Jake cuttin it up on the one's and two's

What do you ladies got on that? Shelly you better get busy loopwise...

Skip, ?, and Pierre...

Las tres amigas: Sally, Lo, and Josie...

Now there's two faces you don't see out too often these days...

Rumor on the streets is Andreas is claimin SF again???

Mofo and Sally V

Mikey and his special lady friends...

Remember this dumb company?

Then downstairs Hyphy met Shred...

My moves include one fist up in the air, the tilt back salute, a few staggers, then repeat...

Damn double fistin', must have been an epic song, as you can see Sally and I have this shred thing pretty dialed...

Then Mofo and the Drunk Injuns took me back to early Skate Rock days...

Mo' Mo

Up front chillin' with Queen B

Behind mask number one, it's Ray Stevens. At one time a member of the Faction, currently plays
for the Clay Wheels, DJ's under the name RS2, and loves to zen...

Crowd hyped pitwise...

Miguel "Jumping" Fox

Corpsey took down a full bottle of Jaeger in the cab ride over, probable black out vectors all night...

Pierre interupts a photo op...

Chiguy, you got to come out of the closet Janetwise...

KTito, better known as the Wrath...

Ivy, Kelly, and Carley

Mike Fox

Los Olvidados lookin' for something new...

Wear a Fausto shirt, get Trife coverage. Yeah Matt!

Julien gettin the pit going...

Josie can't help herself...

Korrine and her friend...

Gerwer and Evs

This is where 3 Bills Black took a buck seventy five Schmit into extreme roid rage mode.
Wait, wouldn't you have muscles if you were on roids and not look like Refrigerator Perry?
Maybe it was 'out of syrup for his pancakes this morning' mode...

"Look, I haven't eaten in ten minutes! Im fuckin' hungry!!!"

Best quote of the night: "I don't care what you do to this dude (me), but if you touch a lady Im pissed!" -Evs

SemiMuska status SFwise...

If there's any lawyers out there that want to make me rich, contact me at epiclytrife@yahoo.com

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September 26, 2006

SHOWERWISE

ly Trife?

The corpse manned the grill. Lookin trife.

Indoors the girls were talking shop showerwise...

Maggies back yard - check the epic clothesline situaish...

The happy soon to be parents/newlyweds...

Ive put on some weight recently, so?

Looks like we passed Ginch 101 Bbqwise...

Maggie and Kelly-Maggie did an awesome job hostesswise

Farmer's in town, must be a West Coast swell brah...

Salba jottin' down his favorite recipe: 6 cups water, 2 Tbsp. butter, 1/3 cup Low Fat Milk and one box of Mac & Cheese...

Giftwise...

Digger!

OG Fro status: Carls and Janet

Guess who's recently engaged?

It's Reija with her new velour Low Card zip-up. Possible Low Card tux tee's in the works...

There was painting going on, people gettin artsy, no big deal...

Presents time!

Rugby, Dig it!

"Uh, I got to be honest with you. I was hoping for the Eeyore biography...errr"

No way....Way

Heidi also had a big part in preparing the shower situaish. Kudo's to Heidi!!!

"These are gonna be sleepin' on my pillow TONIGHT!"

I don't think I've ever seen Becker laugh and smile this much...

"Macys?" "Yup."

So f'n aws!

A Spitfire baby tee-$10.95

Baby slip on Vans-$30.00...

This mid-shower text from the Ginch-Priceless!

"Yo Mic, my kid rides the fire straight out the womb..."

Punk rock vectors...

Then this turned into...

THIS

Boys turn to have fun...

Corpsey and ReToad thouht it was hillarious...

This is why you don't invite dudes to showers...

"Showerwise, this is a f'n HOOT!"

I got to be honest, I kind of liked it...

Do you think the world is ready for another Becker?!?!?!

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September 25, 2006

ME AND THE STILLER'S ARE PRETTY BRO

Ben Stiller and his dad Jerry needed a location in SF to film their upcoming movie, Seven Day Itch -a remake of The Heartbreak Kid...

So I got em all hooked up in my neighborhood, no big deal...

Got a bunch of the neighborhood folk hooked up as extras...

Made sure it was quiet enough for the production crew to mix in the audio...

Hair dressers touchin' up hair and shit, all pretty aws...

Ben and Jerry wise; this scene's sure to be a classic. So f'n hillarious!

There goes Greg Focker - "Wait Ben, Im over here!" - I think he had to use the bathroom or something...

"Uh, later bro!"

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September 18, 2006

WEEKEND WRAP-UP

Kelly's sister Erin came in from NY for a few days...

Double vision

Erin's friend Sam

Sisterly love

This one's for grandma

Then it was off to the Mission for Carbombs baby!

It was Amanda's bday, no big deal...

Chef Pierre was in the house...

Heather and her posse (one of which liked flipping me off)...

"Take a picture of me flipping you off, that would be so cool!" errr...

This dudes got a blog called ImSprackedOutofMyHead.org

I think its been like forever and more since Ive seen Carley, wonder where she's been?

"Hey, want to go make out by all the smokers?"

Janet and Maggie gettin their rhythmic moves down...

Drehobl's all, "Take a photo of this shitty shot glass they put my Jaeger in!"

It's Byron right?

Blondes have more fun on the Trife...

Swan is the best seafood in SF, since 1912 maricons-Do it, do it!!!

Sat. night we ended up at Pops where after last call there was a little accident, fixed gear bike wise...

This is a typical vehicle you'll find rollin the Mission, usually pedalled by hipsters with their pants rolled up to a standard length. They all got this look... Come on, you've seen it.

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September 17, 2006

MEET THE SULLY'S

Kelly and I went up to Alaska to meet the Fockers.

Took a drive up to Portage Glacier...

Went to the top of Alyeska to check out some glaciers

Kelly scopin' em out

I made it!

The classic combo shot

View from the bottom of Alyeska...

Semi field of dreams scenario...

Borderline Grizzly Man vectors...

Anchorage Alaska at dusk...

Silhouettewise...

This is where the foxes play with the moose...

Darwin's Theory was the bar of choice for the night time beverage tasting...

Speaking of bars; Kelly's uncle is opening a Pub up there, can you believe what they're naming it.
Yo Ginch, you still need a job?

Inside Ginch's Pub...

Just some bears eatin' no big deal...

Oh yeah, we saw moose too...

More moose, you get the idea...

They call Mt. Susitna "Sleeping Lady", but I kept callin' it "Lady on her back", whatevs...

I love waterfalls...

Mirror Lake

Some conservation on the way back from the glaciers hosted a black bear up in a tree...

Pretty foxy...

Kayakwise...

Then we went to a heart walk, where the firemen were leading a campain on how to loosen up

The mayor gave Kelly a proclamation and shit, it was f'n epic...

Kelly and Miss Teen Alaska...

I'm the cure...

The Subway guy looks like a wiener...

"Nature! That's why I come up here"

Hightower everything..

Next stop the family cabin on the lake...

Where we met up with Kelly"s Grandpa

who has got an arena named after him, no big deal...

that we got free tickets for a rodeo at...

Anyways, back to the cabin; we took a paddle boat ride on the lake

Almost looks fake, right?

Caught some HUGE fish...

Kelly's grandma, Margaret Sullivan was there too...

It's no arena, but grammy's got a park named after her...

Bald eaglewise...

America, FUCK YEAH!

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September 05, 2006

WHITEFISH, MONTANA

I think Joe's starting to have an alcohol problem...

After hunting down Alfaro all morning, Brook practically lost it...

Toadly Retoaded...

I got some new stunner shades...

Polson is so sick, semi stormtrooper helmet...

Joe and I made a deal where I whore him out on the trife and I have a chance at a Gallery or Reason Why...

If you ever go to this deli, ask to see the lost and found and get my jacket for me...

Toad's really making a push to get qualified for the FBP...

Look at that gut!

Flathead Lake kids...

Sleepers...

Finwise...

Whitefish is EPIC!

"Get fucked!"

Man-love...

Did I mention I got a headlamp; as Alfi would say, "so sick!"

3 retards with headlamps...

Joe started talking like this, "That's Dan Drehobl, born in Maine, rides for Krooked, loves cigarettes, and enjoys oysters..."

This dude is from Connecticut and knows Benny, I think his name is Ron or Rob, semi blurry night...

Maybe due to the car-bomb situaish...

Lois loves car bombs and karaoke...

No karaoke, but plenty of Becker's dance moves...

Last call, some local bought us all a brew...GOOD TIMES

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Brokeback Montana

We missed the welcome to Montana sign, semi bummer...

Headlampwise...

Against All Odds...

Breakfast on the lake, no big deal...

Madeline gearin' up for a healthy modeling career...

Alfaro had to cut off his dreads due to a serious lice situaish, also caught pink eye, still shredded. Alfi Baby!

Ive been mannin the wheel, actually Brook and I split duties, the Toyota mini vans ruling...

Corpseys been catchin' up on his z's...

Montana bathrooms have chalkboards???

Our first park in Montana was Kalispell, the only park in Montana apparently that you have to wear a helmet... It's also the same square footage as Crocker, I think they did a slightly better job utilizing their space, whatevs, we moved on...

Brookback shreddin' the gnar...

waterpark vectors...

Moffet and Jeanine siting...
Sneaky's having a blast!

Brook's been drinking non stop the whole trip...

Now these two dudes are gettin' sideways

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August 26, 2006

CHILI BOWL 2

Congrats go to Maggie - the 2006 Chili winner

Chubs was guzzlin'

Elissa Steamer

Judewise: You got BK, Steve O, and Cards-what more do you want.

Miss Lowcard, Rhea and that shit dog of Robs

Speaking of Lowcard, yeah we get it Rob, you take photos...

Sarge in charge, with his own music got the crowd pumped...

Staight out of Quentin; a crazy motherfucker named Wheat

1. Taylor Bigaman
2. Tyler Mumma
3. Gordon Eckler
Best Trick went to Parksdide Gordo with the front blunt

Next stop: Brokeback Montana

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August 22, 2006

VITO TOUCHED ME

Shit, I think Don Vito molested me

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August 18, 2006

POST ROBSTOCK CARNAGE

TURNER, Maine - Just a day after Robstock, nearby residents found this animal dead and are wondering if it's the mysterious creature that has mauled dogs, frightened residents and been the subject of local legend for half a generation.

The animal was found near power lines along Route 4(just miles from Robstock) on Saturday, apparently struck by a car while chasing a cat. The carcass was photographed and inspected by several people who live in the area, but nobody is sure exactly what it is.

Michelle O'Donnell of Turner spotted the animal near her yard about a week before it was killed. She called it a "hybrid mutant of something."

"It was evil, evil looking. And it had a horrible stench I will never forget," she told the Sun Journal of Lewiston. "We locked eyes for a few seconds and then it took off. I've lived in Maine my whole life and I've never seen anything like it."

Did this dude have something to do with it???
photo: Sally Trife

Total Hybrid Mutation

HERES THE FULL STORY

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August 17, 2006

RAMP ME!!!

Went back to San Bro-se to shred the Tilt Mode facility.
If you ain't down, don't worry about it...

Suicide doors, sushi, Evs and Jesse chauffeurin'. Let the good times roll...

Me, Brook and Gordon Eckler. Gordo's been upset with me ever since he started
appearing on the Trife for my lack of spelling knowledge namewise...
Yo Gordo, this post's for you!

Here's a little video clip of the ramp rapage.
You got to love the art of glich

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August 08, 2006

THE TEACHES OF PEACHES

Only Double A, thinking triple X

Sad and Happy...
photo: Margaret P. Martin

Happy and Sad...

Fro Sheezy!

Eagles of Death Metal opened
photo: Margaret P. Martin

Mother fuckers wanna get with me
Lay with me, love with me, all right

You think that it's a synch, to get up in my Ginch
And if you got the inch, then I'll treat you like a prince

Suckin' on my titties like you wanted me...

Sea of Peaches

uhhhh....

Apparently Mickey's had too much Trife exposure lately...

Cat eyes-meow!
photo: Margaret P. Martin

Shake your tits; shake your tits

Photo Journal tag-team
photo: Margaret P. Martin

Scooter and Shelley
photo: Margaret P. Martin

Gordon and Corpsey reminiscing the ol' Freedumb days...

Janelley and Shelley...

Shawn Jon after hour hi-jinx...
photo: Margaret P. Martin

"That's my skull, Im totally wasted"
photo: Margaret P. Martin

Peer pressure smoke situaish

"I just got a fat lip, no big deal!"

Fat-lipwise...
photo: Margaret P. Martin

"Im a lover, not a fighter"
photo: Margaret P. Martin

Time to go home; somebody's in full Eeyore status...

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July 31, 2006

GARLICWISE

Saturday, a bunch of us went down to the garlic capital of the world in Gilroy, CA. to get our garlic on...

The entrance to Garlic Heaven...

Right under the entrance...

Semi fashion statement...

anxietywise...

There was tons of signs...

Letting you know what was FREE...

Garlic grilled Salmon fool!

Queen Garlic contest. The broad with the worst breath won the crown...

How stoked is Drehobl?

Throw a kangaroo on the barbie???

Wingwise...

That's Rattlesnake fool!

Delish! Tastes like chicken...

Biggest oysters ever...

Maggie loves half shells

After seeing Maggie's oyster (that just doesn't sound right); Kelly was so bummed she jumped the gun and got chicken...

Epic corn on the cob with some cayenne vectors...

"They're so big because I raised em on Jack Daniels..."

T-shirtwise...

Photo of the Day! Joey Digital with his daughter

Three lines, three retards. First you get in line to get a 21+ bracelet, then you get in a line to buy drink tickets, and then you get in a third line to give the drink ticket to someone to get your beer. I was surprised there wasn't a line to drink the beer....

Half hour later, Corpsey was actually gettin' somewhere...

The 3 Retard Salut

Shredwise?

Kegwise...

Cigarettes and alcohol...

Janet aint afraid to get her shred on...

Just some Garlic Heads...

"Hmmm, I love garlic..."

Dosie Doe stees...

Maggie joined Janet to shred the doubles seshwan...

"Hey guys, I just snuck in..."

Later in the evening, Karmas band played Hotel Utah...

Cock lighters, no big deal...

Then straight to Pops...

Some ladies for ya...

The official Mic-E Reyes greeting...

Now you see him...

Now you don't...

Janelle showed up just before last call fresh from a power nap...

Upside down, you're turning me...

Something about longest naked at an all girl party???

Get it straight Cuz...

Quote of the night: "What's the name of the girl that works at High Speed and used to live with me?"

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July 30, 2006

TEN YEARS OF TILTMODE

We've had Ten Years of Thomas and Ten Years of Templeton;
I think it's time for Ten Years of Tilt Mode...

We finally made it down to SJ to shred the Tilt Mode ramp. First we stopped by this park on King and McKee...

Then we made it to la casa de Evs y Jesse where General Eversole was found bbq'n up his lady friends some chicken...

Metal, Rasta, Smiley, and Mad - Mike's had em all, monikerwise...

Here's a couple clips:

Corpsey puts down a lengthy layback b/s 5.0

Metal Mike with the meanest b/s smiths of the day.

Thanks Jesse and Matt, hopefully we'll be back soon-your ramp f'n rules!

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July 27, 2006

HOOK'n IT UP!

Hola Maricons, Im at the Hook!

3 Retards stopped by Home Depot to gear up to get down...into the Hook

Some serious genious fence manipulating....

Frisbee Golfwise...

Just like in Sick Boys-SICK!

Yo Im Becker, give me some rope and Ill build you a ladder...

Ah yes, Nature. That's why we come up here-Goulet!

Corpsey was gettin a lil thirsty from all the hiking...

Chubby was on broom patrol...

Practicing sweeping techniques?

Wait, you're kidding; Seshwan???

Now back to getting into the hook...

Rope ladder and everything, 3 Retards came prepared...

Ye Ole Hook...

Ran into this guy...

Whoa, whoa, whoa! That ain't detox material...

Im screaming out, "EEYORE!!!" Then Chubs is all, "That's Dumbo fool!"

Shredwise...

This fool had frontside ollies on lock; for real...

With no possibilities of a f/s grind or feeble to fakie, Becker pulled out the
blindside ollie to fakie...

Chubs and Major were playin' the who can stick the sticker higher game;
Looks like Chubs won...

Major catchin a glimpse...

This detox shit is gettin' out of control...

Oh by the way, Becker makes epic ladders. No big deal...

Even my fat ass could get in and out with Becker's trusty craftsmanship...

Chubs and Major-Fur Real Cuz!

It was an epic seshwan. Late...

Oh yeah, PLEASE don't steal our photos for your mag with out our consent-Thanks
-the management

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July 25, 2006

3 Retards and 3 Parks = EEYORE!

errr... Benicia?!?!?!

Yeah that's right 3 Retards went to Benicia...

Satanic house right across the street-addresswise, no big deal...

So

Apparently Corpsey's off his detox program...

Seriously. It was 100 f'n degrees out and this dudes rockin' a beanie?!?!?

Next stop, Valley Joe's own

The heat had everyone in Eeyore status...

They got one of those parks Chet used to be sponsored by...

3rd park-Martinez, CA. Damn this is starting to be content for one of them Wiki sites...

Starbucks or Cold Stone?

One of us went Cold Stone. Guess who and win a Trife shirt.

Then at the ol' ballgame-Smith Brothers sighting!

Of course the Giants won.

Followed by Pyro Tactics. Fireworks aren't just for the 4th of July anymore...

This one's really perty...

But I like this one too...

When I was a lil boy, this would have been fair game for the ol' Ooh and Ahhh game...

I wish we didnt have 3 Retards Will Build Websites for our web dudes. Itd be cool to have
a poll for best firework photo...

Ok, although there's lots more, this is the last one...

Come on Ginch, you know you miss SF...

Moon lighting at El Rio...

Stephs been gettin' her groceries via Fed-Ex lately...

Corpsey with balloon vectors...

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July 13, 2006

SKATE PHOTO OF THE WEEK

If you know Becker, you know the frontside grind to fakie can happen
in almost any bowl at any park anywhere; but jersey barrierwise...

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July 12, 2006

MARiCON'S TOP 5

Da Tap finally got their act together and gave Corpsey a Top 5.

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July 07, 2006

SCRUBU'S CLAIMIN' 9 INCHES???

Drive by on Becker's new crib situaish...

2 Retards Will Move Anything have been super busy this last month...

Never mind the size of the table saw, look at Becker's f'n garage. Possible Cribs episode coming soon...

Did they move the Daly City ramp to a closer location???

Walnut Creek gave us the boot-not the type of boot that was on Drehobls car yesterday, but the boot the cops give to skaters for not wearing helmets. Anyways, we ended up in Concord...

Concorpsey video clip for all you shredaholics...

Bad Wizard opened up the 3 Inches of Blood show at Slims...

Hippie Killer!

Steph and Sally Slap gearin' down...

Royce and James sighting...

Early Man was pretty epic...

But 3 Inches of Blood was what we came for and there was no letdown...

"This songs about Gladiators!"

$5 shirts y'all! Look ma, no strap...

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July 05, 2006

THE 4th OF JULY IS TRIFE

Panhandle had a Junk-Jam thrown together by Scraggler...

Mr. Scraggler was screwin' it all up as usual...

There was shredding...

a lil Booze,Tits, and Echler footy...

One of these dudes hasn't smoked weed in NINE days...

"Yo Telch, Hustle if you hear me"

Ingredients...

Cookout was semi legit, shirtwise...

Pina Colada was delish...

Josie snappin' flicks...

Knucks...

Miss Lowcard...

Wasn't askin for all that...

Corpsey lights a poop shooter...

Toadenthal gettin' creepy...

Maverick showed up with the need for speed...

Chicas de Lowcard...

Shawn slings his way in there...

Cookout came through with grilled salmon, vegies, all kinds of the goods...

A lil ass grab, no big deal...

You ever heard of Saturday Night Palsey?

Calling Elias Bingham...

Shorts and Ugg Boots are so hot this summer...

Look for an out of focus photo of something over the yeah yeah in a Lowcard coming soon...

"Let me get fifty cents"

Grillin' all day long...

Birds eye view over SF from the Fox building, Penthouse status...

Some Fox residents...

Denise and Sally gettin' Trifey...

"Fireworks are trife" -Corpsey

Gettin artsy...

The roof-top crew...

Art de SF...

Wanna have fun?

Straight blowin' shit up...

"Ooops, I broke it..."

"Dont worry my dad's a TV repairman, I can fix it..."

"Woohoo, I told you!"

Meanwhile, an emo pow-wow broke out indoors...

Then we ended up at Bar. Is epiclyTrolf ever gonna happen, there's been a lot of talk...

Blogwars...

"I think I just shit myself..."

epiclyTrolf and the Nza...

Margerie and Antoadius

"What do you mean, that sweatshirt's gay?!?!?!"

Team EMT...

Eyes wide shut...

Living the Lowcard shirt...

Day after carnage...

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July 03, 2006

W.W.G.D.

What Would Ginch Do???

Two Retards Will BBQ Anything showed up...

Sully in her Stars and Bars...

Guess who?

Maggie sippin a Mojido in her new backyard...

Sally got a new Sidekick 3, no big deal...

Chicken Baked before Q'd-Ancient Ginch Secret...

Maggie's Homemade sauce was muy bueno...

401Kwise...

I didn't know Heidi had a baby...

Then it was rib-time...

Amanda made a pretty aws Strawberry Shortcake type thing-Brook would have been stoked...

Lowcard gear now available in Youth sizes...

Obrien making sure everything's level in Drehobl's Dungeon...

where we found his belt buckle collection...

and his first signature wheel Spitwise...

Then somehow someone got us playin' movie charades, I think that was
about the time Toad finally showed up...

Ok, err... 2 words, second sylable, sounds like...

Charadewise-Guess what movie Beckers actin' out?

Toad gets macro'd...

Iguana sighting, no big deal...

Then we went to Annies. Penis Isle friends in a band called Cobretti, you might remember them
as Motorhome...

"Who knew???"

Tim Curry and Pete Collpitts. Pete's dad used to be Tim's boss-small world

Happy 4th, be safe...

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July 02, 2006

SUPPORT THE HT!

Hightower leaves today for a two month tour, if they come to your town go out and see em...take em to your spots, share your mota, HOOK EM UP and be apart of the Best Summer Ever

Jul 4 2006 8:00P double down las vegas, NV
Jul 5 2006 8:00P burt's tiki lounge SALT LAKE CITY, UT
Jul 6 2006 8:00P surfside 7 fort collins, CO
Jul 8 2006 8:00P larimer lounge denver, CO
Jul 10 2006 8:00P hairy mary's des moines, IA
Jul 12 2006 8:00P HELP!!! anywhere between desmoines and kansas city, IA
Jul 13 2006 8:00P the icehouse kansas city, MO
Jul 14 2006 8:00P replay lounge lawrence , KS
Jul 16 2006 8:00P tom foote's house chattanooga, TN
Jul 18 2006 8:00P the hideaway johnson city, TN
Jul 19 2006 8:00P HELP!!! anywhere, NC
Jul 20 2006 8:00P the milestone charlotte, NC
Jul 21 2006 1:00P a big feild harrisburgh, PA
Jul 25 2006 3:00P waddams lodge - all ages rochester, NY
Jul 28 2006 8:00P cakeshop new york, NY
Aug 1 2006 8:00P cafe nine new haven, CT
Aug 3 2006 8:00P o'briens allston, MA
Aug 5 2006 8:00P area venue newport, RI
Aug 7 2006 8:00P the bullpen NEW BEDFORD, MA
Aug 12 2006 12:00P ROBSTOCK machias, ME
Aug 15 2006 8:00P highter grounds skateshop Central Square, NY
Aug 16 2006 8:00P the tower cleveland, OH
Aug 17 2006 8:00P mac's bar lansing, MI
Aug 19 2006 8:00P o'leavers omaha, NE
Aug 20 2006 8:00P shopfest berthoud, CO
Aug 21 2006 8:00P 3 kings tavern denver, CO
Aug 22 2006 8:00P HELP!!! SALT LAKE CITY, UT
Aug 23 2006 8:00P HELP!!! reno, NV
Aug 24 2006 8:00P GRASS VALLEY WHATS UP? grass valley, CA
Aug 25 2006 8:00P thee parkside - FREE san francisco, CA
Sep 5 2006 8:00P gilman st berkeley, CA

for more info go to hightowereverything.com

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June 30, 2006

OLD BRIGADE

We went by the new DLX to meet up with crew and go shred...

Also got a copy of the new Krooked video-Limited Edition status...

Forklift meltdown...

Zigglerwise...

Then we went to this spot, but too many cars parked equaled no shred...

Unless your name is Karma Tsocheff...

Did Corpsey get a new liscense plate???

Sarswise...

Then we went to this spot...

These dudes were cold chillin'...

"Hey Frank, you think I can nose slide it?"

Morf got his gear out and it was 'Shred Time'...

Justin Brock...

Karma...

Then Two Retards Will Move Anything showed up with a tire...

You wont believe what this was all about (video clips coming soon)...

I dont know, I think this would make a good Anatomy of shooting a Something Else, Thrasherwise...

David, the new Krooked am never stopped skating for two hours straight-total shredding

Then I went to Annies for Sneakys(no relation to Becker) Peep show

Cliftons last SF show ever...

You ever have a nightmare where you wake up and go "Fuck, I got so drunk last night
I think I saw Johnny Manak drop his pants on stage..."

I forget who or why???

Then Old Brigade got up and sang What You Gonna Do Bout the Man In Blue, still rockin...

Halsey had a tight angle...

Sully and her co-worker Bridget...

The shred-zone...

I dont know what the fuck that is...

Oi?

"I had the time of my life..."

Let loose the Moose...

Sydney sighting...

"I looked at you with curiosity..."

This is Shelley...

and this is Shelley on brew, shredding...

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June 28, 2006

THE SIGHT'S FOR EVERYONE

Magnet Head ponders the Lowcard/Scragler situaish at Walnut Creek...

Subwaywise... The Meatball sandwich on Garlic Bread is f'n delish!

Walnut Creekwise - W.W.O.D.? (What Would O'Dell Do?)...

Corpsey took one straight to the dome. Semi concussion sciatic scenario...

Rob loves bonelesses, possible Scragler cover...

Magnethead always has a trunk full of Lowcards to force down the kids throats...

"Dude, this shit sucks!"

Eat a dog! Semi Flyin' Tomato status with a Freedumb sticker...

Lowcard this, bitch

This guys always at the Giants game...

and the Giants win!

Then we vectored over to the Parkside where The Crimson Ghosts were playing instrumental
surf style covers of the Misfits and Samhain...

Parkside loc...

Helmetwise...

Bootwise...

Dulce straight from her softball game. I'm trying to convinice her the name Bar Talk sucks for a band. Throwing around the names: Fingerbang, The Pee Nuts, Cabesa de Mierda, and Thumbsucker. Farmer suggested Mace of Destruction?

Chargin'...

This day anything goes; Burning bodies hanging from poles

Little Angelfuck...

Drink of the night was Vodka-7's...

The Teenage Harlets suck

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June 26, 2006

COLD IN VAIN, SHE SAID

"What did you expect, Canada Rocks!" - Janet

Kelly started off the weekend by dedicating a karoaoke version of 'Cant Take My Eyes Off You' to yours truly...

Then straight to Pops. Photo booths are so hot right now...

Epitome of Pops...

Fly Bar hosted a doubles pool seshwan where Carly and I killed it...

Chupacabra was there...

Carly's got a new camera - Yay, no more 5 minute photos

Kimmel couldnt believe I was in his hood...

The Independent had Priestess and the Bronx shredding...

Semi Moby Dick situaish, one of the gnarliest drum solo's Ive seen in person;
going back to the early 90's Oakland Arena YYZwise...

Carly, turn around, it's Ralph! Dude is epic, got in big trouble when working at Slap for changing a Globe logo to Glob in the mag, and also helped me get into GAMH a few times. Not to mention he's got his nametag sewed on his jacket - Yeah Ralph!

Heidi, Carly, Jeanette, and Nicole - Fro-zen time

Sallys been workin' on her Pensyl impressions - coming to New York in August...

Then the Bronx ended the night with power, shredwise...

Maximum shred + Thirst = Brew

Shredwise, they had it all-crowdsurfingwise...

Girls on stage shakin' dat ass...

and backstage bros gettin shirtless...

Echler had a birds eye view...

Then Parkside for last call. Dont ask me to tell you any details of anything-serious black out vectors by this point...

I do recognize her though...

You fix your hair
And you're lookin' real pretty
It's time to get it out on your own

Tightened our belts, abused ourselves...

Must be the clouds in my eyes...

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June 22, 2006

SHREDDIN' THE GNAR

We've been gettin some random emails about how all we do is go to bars and drink here on the Trife.
F that, we're not afraid to shred the gnar. Poolwise...

First lets check in on the Ox's band, the Young Offenders who recently played at an art opening.
Yo Fecal Face, where were you?

Grass Valley's finest, Toad and Gnargamel were like 'hella' in awe...

Dude, I got the shot!

...Now back to the shred

Pickin' up Brook, we spotted this dude steppin' to the corner store with a Water Glock...

Big Sperm in Medium Format Digi action. Look at Our Guy's epic angle, look for the footie in Brewbq 6

Brook suggested new myspace photos for the crew...

Myspace.com/maricon

Myspace.com/BigPoppa

Myspace.com/primadonna

Myspace.com/Strawberryshortcake

Sacto aint cold. Thanks Curtis!

Then we ended up at Casa de Squatter...

Navarrete-wise...

Enjoying the High Life...

and who digs in first? Brook has become semi PStone status, brew-wise...

Corpsey was R.I.P.'n

So the squatter comes out and is all, "These sour apple Phillies are crazy deliscious!
You guys want to trade me a 2 liter of coke for one, Im hella thirsty."

Then Notorious J.U.D. led us to the new skatepark.

Complete with 3/4 pipe, no big deal...

Rat in the hole!

For some reason, the sesh really got heated up on this QP...

Becker fuckin' loved the place...

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June 12, 2006

THE DELUXE SITUAISH

Deluxe is moving bitch!

A truck full of trucks...

Mario!

How many over heads are gonna break while Mic learns how to use the new machinery?

Where's the Indy love?

Look for a tired Mic-E Reyes at a Pops near you...

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June 07, 2006

666wise

6 brews, 6 bars, 6 guns...

Bad Shit started it off at 6:06 at Lucky 13...

Shit List...

Challay looks for the sicks angles while Arco sips his sixth brew...

Dave was six feet up...

Mic-E transforms into a human beer bong

Private Wheelbye hits the fuck out of the skins...

The Skipper was there!

Sargent Frontside shreddin' the new song - "Fuck San Jose!"

Indian Pizza is crazy delish...

Then to Sadies for some shoot em up action...

"Hmmm, a little to the right"

Pheromones were vectoring...

Raise your hand if you're Sure...

New SF greeting situaish - "Hi, I'm Sperm"

Then Our Guy took it to the dance floor...

4 stepwise...

"Got it!"

Look at Big Perm BGPwise...

Stumbled into Parkside on the way home where Walken was shreddin'.

Gearwise...

I remember when they were just Crawlen...

Best quote of the night: Indorff was talking about how he just wasn't really feeling the whole 666 thing, and his chick says "It's probably like when Christians have a shitty Christmas."

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June 06, 2006

MOVING MISS MAGGIE

Before the token Car Bombs, Corpsey took a Jello shot. "Dude have you seen Damaged?"

The night started out with epic fish tacos...

Tearing apart HQ in preparation for the move...

At Annies where Jello jumped on stage. "Dan Drehobl, this one goes out to you"

Meanwhile Maggie had her own stage, karaokewise...

Token Car Bombs...

Hustle at your boy...

Then the next morning I met Big Perm at HQ for move Maggie day.
10am was the target start time, I think we got in motion around 2...

Operation Einstein: Loaf and Corpsey were ready with a twelver straight out the gates...

Becker was there moving couches and shit...

P-Stone and Big Perm are starting a moving company called Two Retards...

Punch drunk love...

2007 Tetris Champ?

Corpsey's coffin...

and the first brew goes to...

Total blow-out situaish...

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June 01, 2006

REMINISCING

A couple weeks ago, Crailtap asked for some photos for their 'Daily Photo'. These are the ones they didn't use:

TIm McKenney chasing the dream in a Pyro shirt at Coyote Point where he now catches Sturgeon...

Corpsey back in the Think days...

The butcher, chop chop at sunset...

Schwing Magazine days - J. Mascis got hit in the head with a golf ball on the course about an hour after this photo was taken...

X-Games, SF - Compositionwise...

The Zuch out at Candlestick Point at lunch with one of many perch we used to reel in...

Me and Rowdy Roddy Piper at a book signing in SF...

SkateDaily's Bryce Kanights celebrating his 40th at Bottom of the Hill...

Gonzo at 3rd and Army - One of the first skate photos I took with the ELPH...

SOTY Party 2000 - TNT and Updog...

When Greco heard I had Xanax, he used to stop by my office daily...

Toad, Ocean Howell, Brian Lotti and some stoked dude...

Greg Mother Fuckin' C!

Welsh fannin' out on D.Way at the DC Premiere...

Diego's bro, Luciano (Che) came to the U.S for the first time. We took him straight to the Grand Canyon where he kept repeating, "This is breaking my head".

Brosef's For Life - The Ginch and I drinking Labatts in Vancouver back in the day...

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May 31, 2006

M. WEEKEND part II

For the second part of Memorial Weekend, we took a helicopter ride over the city

Then ended up in Boulder Creek. Ropeswingwise-not such a good idea to make the plunge. They don't call it a creek for nothing...

The trusty cabin...

Crazy delish Mango on a stick vectors...

Carne Asada puto!

Lower back tats are hot in Boulder too...

Wine tasting with the brokebacks...

Yes, you've been tricked...

Boulder Creek local - semi Tino Gearwise...

BCFD

Subtle Lowcard plug...

Then we made it back to HQ where this dude is trying to quit smoking and loves the fact that now he has an excuse, grumpywise...

We've really been doing it bbqwise, two types of wings-spicy and delish...

Salmon kabobs...

Those are Rib Eyes maricon!

This dude was PSYCHED...

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May 30, 2006

MEMORIAL WEEKEND Part I

Postwise, it's not gonna get too much better then the previous one. Check the 70+ posts and counting. Face it Bacon, you're hated.

Post Giants game Friday night from the Club Level...

It all started Friday when we met Indy TM, Mr. Lance Dawes who decided he'd lock his keys in the car while it was running...

Luckily I had AAA...

Later that night, we hung out with 2/3's of Bad Shit. Electric drums in the house, no big deal...

Maggie in a semi try-out for the rock n roll fantasy situaish...

The next night Hightower shredded El Rio...

Beer Goggles on...

Puppy Breaths got it handled...

Cat scratch fever...

K.O.'d

Then back to I Am The Wallride...

Dave with the best Low Card shirt to date...

Solana, Amy, and Mallory Young of ACDshe fame...

Shane needs a new bag...

Then Watch Them Die came out and got extreme metalwise...

Check out their merch table complete with DVD player...

Trixie was into it...

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May 25, 2006

I SMELL BACON

The king of fucking up spots, Steve Bacon (the worst dude ever) showed up at Berkeley skatepark yesterday to a hostile environment, having to call the cops after a 15 year old told his over 40 mark ass to get the fuck on...

"That's right officer, it was a 15 year old kid and he was threatening me."

"I know Im over 40 years old, but Im scared, please come help me"

"I dont know, I left my magnet board at home this time..."

"By the way, would you guys mind if I poured some cement over the coping so I can roll in?"

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May 24, 2006

KROOKED PORTLANDS STRAIGHT TRIFE

Outside the Cinemagic Theater in Portland, OR.
minutes before the Krooked video

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May 23, 2006

FARMERS LATER'D

So-Cal's moving to New York...

Kelly got the Ping Pong action started...

Farmer then took it to another level introducing Beer Pong...

Look at that form-semi Johnny Cakes Markenroe...

You say rally, Drehobl says volly...

These dude were over it...

Uh, it's actually called Table Tennis...er

Not only was Becker out on the town, he was really doin' it table tennis wise-look at that concentration...

Ghetto fab pipe situaish...

"Dude, that's my skull... Im totally wasted"

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May 17, 2006

THE LOAF's EYE

Just got back from Portland with this guy for a couple days.

After a few Bloody Mary's and Heinekens Loaf took some aerial shots of our Oakland approach...

photos from the Krooked premiere and more coming after I get some sleep...

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May 12, 2006

GET IT STRAIGHT!

Vellucci's reaction after showing us the finished version of the Krooked video...

Speaking of Krooked, ol' dirty crooked arm was in town on his way back up to P-town - "So?!?!"

I think this is some sign language for, "Dude, my part's done!"

Sign Languagewise...

This maricon's a Dodger fan...

On my way home I ran into these maricon's...

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May 06, 2006

SALBA SAUCED

Salba's belated birthday. He kept telling me, "Dude, when it happens you're not gonna believe it, but Im seriously gonna knock you out if you don't get your 401K plan in the next two months." You know Cookout's gonna be jealous of that Whitesnake shirt

Zeitgeist was the spot...

Maggie and Corpsey vectors...

Mikey reported with birthday status as well...

It's no Muskrat Love...

Magnethead's lost like 30 lbs, stopped drinking for a month, and graduated EMT class. Pour him a brew!

Martini's always make things better...

Yo Pensyl!

Moose sighting

Tres Collinson on Cinco De Mayo...

Trading Faces...

A half baked Toadin

The blackout begins now...

Zeke rockin chauffeur status to the next bar...

Team Stripe was about to get their groove on...

Shredwise...

Booty bashin'

Where's Maricon?

Looks like Carly stole Shelly's hoops...

Just throw your hands in the air...

Some serious line dancing vectors...

Jeanette hangin' with the girl that likes books...

Photos are great to help you remember what you forgot

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May 04, 2006

FUNKY SQUARE DANCE

Phoenix played Monday night showcasing their new album. This girl with the stripes was like "they like it when I slap their cock!"

Shifty eyes pay attention...

Jacob Tillman sighting

DJ Danny makes the trife with his magnetic posse

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March 18, 2006

SALLY V's BDAY

Happy Birthday Sally!

Sally and me hangin on her bday, no big deal...

Oh, it was St. Patricks Day too. Can you imagine what Drehobl's gonna do with Pensyls face photoshopwise...

Everybody take turns gettin a photo with the bday girl. Pensyl rushed in first...

Next was Zeke...

The Ginch even showed up...

Lindsay sighting...

Schmitty dun...

Sarah and Dave...

The DJ hooked up 50 cent at the stroke of midnight - you know that song that says "it's your birday" over and over...

That brought this shredder to the dance floor, check the tranny getting creepy on the table in the back corner...

It's the freakin' weekend baby, we're just having some fun...

Slow motion for me, slow motion for me - god I look happy...

Kelly and an uglier version of her brother...

An epic ad for a future Lowcard...

Then we went to Rickshaw...

This flyer was everywhere, I think that's DJ Rug Byrnes in the middle...

Nothing like a beer and soda water...

Call me Big Daddy when you back that ass up...

some spit swappers...

She ask for one more dance and I'm like "Yeah!"; how the hell am I supposed to leave?

Corpseymotion

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March 12, 2006

BAG OF SUCK PREMIERE

Warning: If you don't like my face don't look any further on this post. Oh and by the way, the new Enjoi video is fuckin' awesome!

Sally V. rollin' chauffeur status...

VIP back seat status...

One of the first dudes I saw in line. Where's Ears?

Sally V's fake id works...

Partanen had the list of cool guys and was handin' out bracelets for the after party...

Tiewise...

Ok, I hope this doesn't get too annoying. Im the guy with the epic tie, and that's Caswell Berry who had the first part in Bag of Suck

Me and Queen B

The Adams family is about to increase...

Bro'dell latering the event...

Just think what those eyes are gonna look like this week in Oklahoma City when Morrissey takes the stage...

Cam Cam gettin' creepy...

Edwardwise...

Colt Cannon with the 'cool guy' in the Star Wars tie...

Holy shit, it's Drit!

Halba aint afraid to get bromantic at an Enjoi premiere...

What Evs

Hunter told me to take this photo, he said they were the two most beautiful people at the premiere. One of em is his wife...

Ok, I might be a little drunk at this point...

Behind the scenes...

Hey Pensyl, Ueda'n for a kiss?

Farmer and the Ginch

Photowise, it looks like we beat Tobrasnake to the punch...

One of these dudes is about to have his second Curtains in Slap...

Cam Cam and Schmideo...

If you didn't get enough of me on this post, you might be able to find more at epiclylaterd.com

"I can see your pee pee"

Solo'dell

Mofo

Somebody's got a massive hangover today...

Dude, that's so rad...

Captionwise, the possibilities for this one are endless...

Evs hugging another man is pretty standard, but can you find Hugh Bod Boyle?

John Old and his lady friend...

Team beard...

Damn, I should wear a tie more often...

Whiteley fannin out on me, no big deal...

Birds eye view of suck...

Uh, someone call 911 please...

Joey Digital - I know you're saying by now, "Dude, Im so sick of your face..."

Susie and Farmer shreddin'...

Look how stoked Pensyl is that Farmer and Susie got kicked out...

I think about life and I think about death...

Over it...

"So, you ever heard of 5Boro Skateboards?"

Just two dudes in ties, no big deal. VIP status means the head security loves you...

A long day for Big Al...

On the way back to the car. I guess I ended up yelling at the mariachi's, "Soy maricon, soy maricon!"

That's how I roll...

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March 11, 2006

CARPE DIEM

Docketwise.org is BACK in SF!

Get ready for my longest post ever...

Meister Arte

DJ Puppy Breath

Jai and his lady friend

Midcard Glossy and the Nza

"Dude, have you seen the new Sacto park?"

C&C-Cab and Collpitts

L'arte de Marc?

Brooke with his special lady friend. My first photo ever of Joe without a beer in his hand...

L'arte de Pope

We love l'arte...

Jason Adams killed it Johnny Cashwise...His arte was f'n aws!

Emo pre-shred jitters...

Sally V and Whiteley gettin' stupid, dumb, and hyphy...

Look for Sally's View coming to Slapmagazine.com sometime in the near future...

Dave R and his special lady friend

Hey, I know that dude...

It's Bro'dell. Post airport hassle shirtwise...

Holla at your boy

Sally V loves the Ginch

Shelly's infamous big ass hoops...

Somebody find this girl a studio to jam in...

Then it got freaky...

Blow-up doll wise... What, vagrants need some lovin' too

Girl you look good, back dat ass up...

"Want to go home with me?"

"I love you!"

"Fuck you then!"

"Bitch!"

Hit it and quit it?

AnTOADius...

The real Mr. Grizzly, Jacob Tillman

Tough Enough, must be The Dudes...

or is it The Dads?

"Id just like to let everyone know that I like Iron Maiden, this next one's called Im Not Gay..."

Tobrasnake not actin' famous...

Just another example of me posting awful photos, this time it's of me...

Me and the boss's daughter, I need a raise...

Strubing got a haircut

"Ha ha, you're on a bad one..."

When you trade me a full vodka-cran for a splash of Corona, you wind up on the Trife; thanks...Kristin?

Hey, you stole Shelly's earing

Soprano Sundays start tomorrow!

Fro ever...

Ran into these two lurkin in the basement...

Challay with a new graphic for his griptape...

Look at those Hamburger Eyes...

I wasn't asking for all that...

The night before Austin vectors, HIGHTOWER!!!

Chillin with L. Byrnes...

Shanesational...

I want to see your grillz...

Wait, I thought you were a DJ?

McGiggidy and Halsey shreddin...

Alex Klein has a posse

Maggie thinks that Pensyl's my muse... with set-ups like that can you blame me

Maggie checkin out her guy up on the wall, no big deal...

Dudes need to get paid...

Female Pensyl...

When was the last time you saw a cat fight?

Lets get ready to RUMBLE...

Now that's shreddin

How come every time two girls get in a fight, a shirt comes off?

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March 07, 2006

BROKEBACK BLOW-OUT

What the hell did these three achieve at Brokeback?

Joe Breezy with generator vectors...

Thats no photoshop job, that's JB's pink gel's lightin up Brokeback for the epic bro-down. Slapwise, semi gallery status...

EpiclyPensyl

Shaka Brooke

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March 02, 2006

YEAH YEAH YEAH

Karen O-no big deal

Wait!

New album out March 28th, they pretty much played all new material

I dont know how many times I heard "I hope they play Maps". All ages shows are such a joy.
"It's the year to be hated, so glad we made it..."

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February 14, 2006

THE ARTIST KNOWN AS BECKER

First there was docketwise.org, now THIS.

Can someone translate this for me: "Becker’s text exhortations and aphorisms ("Shape Up, Kid!" "Everythings Complex") stand alone or are joined to drawings that manage to be both part of the high art historical continuum and filled with savant atavistic rawness."

...oh yeah, Happy Valentines Day and all that

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February 05, 2006

THE AGE OF AQUARIUS

Julia and the Buzzard celebrating their b-days

but before we get to the party, we had to go to Ione with this dude. He needs photos for the next Lowcard badly...

Toad was in the house...

Although somehow Toad got all the credit barrierwise, this was his only contribution...

Everybody clear the decks, Ginch is shootin photos...

These guys started poachin' shots while settin off Ginch's flashes-shit almost got ugly

Come on, it's just a pivot fakie. Beckers got those on lock...

On the way home I got to ride with Farmer, check out his flare...

Straight to Jeanettes for an epic Enchilada dinner and Margaritas...

With Enchiladas being served, Nicole brought her mexican pero Carlito...

Jah Rasta Carly ...

Jah-Nette

Looks like someone's been on the wagon too long...

Pensyl cut a tail for the Bowl-Congrats on the Steelers win bro, are you still alive?

Corpsey and Andreas (another Aquarius)

Salba wears Tommy, no big deal...

Can't a guy just order a beer?

Pepé la Shane...

Mmmmm, soda.

Saros completely shredded...

Heidi and Salba

Da Fro's

Dan's gear is pretty PENSYLvania

Pensyl part 4?

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February 01, 2006

HOOKED ON A FEELING

After swimming to shore with a drowning pillow biter on his back, saving the Howlie's life; could this be next on the docket for Tony Hasselhoff, karaokewise...

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January 27, 2006

TURN IT UP A NOTCH

3 Inches Of Blood!

After being naked for a month camerawise...

The Ox plays chauffeur to the bar...

Johnny from Dublin gets hyped when you put Blur on the Jukebox, and you might get a round of Jaeger on the house...

ELPH insanity...

Photos of photos is the new craze...

Toad and Ox, neither have carved the big bench at China Banks...

On three, break...

Circle of Brodom...

Pensyl's acupuncture situash-no big deal...
(actually it's more like a brokeback-Pensyl situaish)-ginch

"Nacho con Pollo is perfect because I love pollo..."

Remember when Ginch only let fro's in his tempurpedic palace...brokeback HQ vectors

Brokeback Pinky's bathroom...

Then the shredzone...

Sea of shred...

"Deadly Sinners!"

Basswise..

Ricky Rackman where are you?

Body surfin the Sea of Shred, "Thank god I shaved..."

Guess which one of these guys is on the wagon?

Hightower represent - Shanewise.

Chelley's killin' it hoopwise...

Farmer, you should have got the red one...

Pensyl fannin' out...

Puppy Breath's in love...

Straight to Pops...

Janelle had some borderline death experience on a recent plane trip where some old war veteran dude gave her some coin... she's pretty hyped on it.

Ever since the Brokeback situation, Pensyl's been blazin' on the regs... This was minutes after Brandon, the Habitat filmer, fanned out hard on Pensyls recent epic 5Boro part...

Adam Crew playin' pool as I get artsy...oh so fecal

Brokeback Jukebox... "I tried to turn it up to 11, but obviously Pops can only handle 7" -Pensyl

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January 24, 2006

THE JOY OF SHREDDING

Dave Rosenberg is awesome! Click on his photo for a lil footie.

You've been there, don't lie...

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January 21, 2006

BROKEBACK BARRIER SESH

What ever happened to Skate Photo Of The Week?

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January 20, 2006

FEELING THE VIBE OF NACHO

Great day on the coast, triple overhead and glassy and Nacho from Algorta Spain just out of his mind in happiness.

Taca-rhea on the beach Nachowise...

Across the street there's a new cement haven, no big deal.

Then back to HQ for a bro-bq

Ginch is the man bbqwise, dude used to man the Bottom of the Hill. Ancient Ginch Secret - always bake the chicken first.

Not many people know how gourmet HQ can get...

Corpsey loves to marinate...
CORRECTION: Drehobl is a masterbaster

Brats and Burgers puto!

Nacho adding a lil nicotine, jointwise...

Then I had to leave the bro's for another bro's rock show at Thee Parkside...

The Young Offenders!

Don Cornelius would be proud of the Young Offending Doogie...

Oxwise...

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January 14, 2006

LOOK MOM, IM ON THE TRIFE

Toadsef and Moosifer. The Toad was baked and Moose wanted Trife-vectors (speaking of which, they're racin again at Bay Meadows). Anyways, Moose gets front page status, no big deal.

Drehobls in hammer mode. No Jaeger rule until video parts done... Look how healthy he looks.

Of course, no Jaeger equals more suck and less good...

Isn't that supposed to say docketwise.org?

Valentine vectors in January?

Gene Simmonswise...

The party scene is cool, but then again it's all the same
You see the same faces, but at different places

...Im sucking photo-journalismwise, I will try harder...I promise.

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January 01, 2006

HAPPY F'N NEW YEAR!

DOCKETWISE.ORG LOVES GUMBY

Pre-New years there was semi Katrina situash across from the house...


Team EMT

Corpsey vectors...

That's my man...

The Maine-iacs

First New Years in SF

"Where's my Scorpios Do It Better shirt?"

Erinwise...semi docketorg situash

Maggie and Kel

Salba and Heidi

"You smell like pancakes and maple syrup" -Our Guy's really been layin on the lines thick lately

The Trife is HUGE in Nova Scotia...

You ask me the time but I sense something more

Velluciwise...

Shut it!

I cant believe he just said cunt...

Then the clock hit midnight...woohoo

Come on, its NEW YEARS, pucker up...

Time’s tide will smother you and I will too...

Hopefully this guys got more photos to post soon...My camera took a shit

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December 29, 2005

DREHOBL DEMO?

Seshwan...

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December 26, 2005

MERRY KWANZAA

Team Zissou vectors have been rumbling late in the 2005, Mephisto predicts orange for the whole crew in 2006 beaniewise...

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December 15, 2005

CHUB'S BEEN SHREDDIN'

click photo for the footy

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December 13, 2005

THATS HOW WE ROLL

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December 12, 2005

THE PITTS

Yesterday was the Ox's birthday and that reminded me that about a week ago I went and saw his new band (no Dudes) play their first show...

Petes bro, Than kickin' it with old bandmate Dollie, whatever, Peninsula vectors, you probably dont care...

I think she's wasted...

Double vision

Than, Pete, and Katie; now that's the Pitts...

Pete and Tim

Pete said I had to put this photo up proving that his wife was out on the town, semi epic moment. Welcome to the Trife, Lisa.

Lately, this guys just really been doing it...

I mean really doing it, look at those moves

Delirious at Delirium...

More Colpitts vectors; Pete with his pops. Happy belated Pete!

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December 09, 2005

THE LONELY ROAD

Chubby's claimin' Drehobl went Amy Caron on us...

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December 02, 2005

THE CHALLAY CHALLENGE

The other day at Buca Di Beppo in between 80 dollar bottles of wine a challenge was made...

This is Joe, but we've been calling him Challay(Chalé?) Anyways, he challenged Luke to drink a gallon of milk in less then 30 minutes with out puking...

We're talking whole milk too. Luke settin' the timer...

And they're off...

Challay chuggin...

Dwayne Carter dun...

The peanut gallery had some money riding on this one...

Then Challay's stomach started to cramp up...

pukewise...

Challay over his trophy...

Luke took home the loot...

Then Luke remembered he had to get on a plane to New Zealand in less then 24 hours, and started to get some rhea vectors - To Be Continued...

On a side note not too far from the subject, Maggie made me a banana creme pie for Thanksgiving and it was f'n DELISH. Thanks Margaret, I killed that shit!

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November 20, 2005

OPERAtION: GINCH

Yo Ginzo, it's your birthday... we partied at Bar Bar... cause it's your birthday...

Surprisewise? Mie made all these shirts with Mc-G, the Ginch, Ginzo, and McGiggiddy on em-f'n epic!


Carly made the cake...

Ginch loves fish

Do it, do it!

Rachel

Baby Guido

McGinley's ass reeks

Janet was rockin' the pre-shaven Ginch model...back in the 'bad one' era when he had hair and a job

Sofia got the cool guy Ginzo with shades, this is sure to be a collectors item...

So?

AIRTO!

Curtass

Corpsey

There was some serious Peninsula vectors...

Where's McKenney?

Oh shit, all the way from SJ. Matt fuckin Eversol!

Mario made the trek up from SJ also...

Pilateswise...

Time for some shred...

Salba sighting...

Queen Distruction and Steph doing some female bonding...

Becker was teaching me his moves on the field...

I think I semi got it...

Bar Bar had free champagne...but only for the regulars - Carly's cool like that...

"My milkshake brings all the boys from the yard" - Someone should make THIS into a shirt..

Get some

Then Evan turned into Becker...completely new look and I got to be honest with you...it's pretty f'n epic...

Brofile, semi Vulcan vectors, no big deal.

The new look is really workin' on the ladies

Meanwhile inside... "You shop at JC Penny too?"

The latest rage, get em while supplies last. A great stocking stuffer. Available in womens sizes too..

Evs ain't afraid to shred

After the Bar, it's the after party...

Wait, Im from San Jose...

This girl kept asking who lived here...

There could be a full out brawl goin' and Carly'd still be gettin' her shred on...

Then the bromance started to really heat up...

Boxers or briefs?

I knew it!

I got 99 problems and a job aint one...

An epic broment

Happy birthday Ginch, but it's actually tomorrow, does that mean we have to do it all over again, and where the fuck was Farmer?

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November 16, 2005

MY NAME IS...

With Earl being TiVo'd... hope you guessed my name

40 dogs in hand, living the High Life while the Stones rocked. The big screen was in full vision as we paid our four dollar admission which included cold booze.

Bridgewise...

Stones' fans rockin' McCovey Cove...

A lil grab ass, no big deal...

Shreddin' on the bridge...

Farmer sent me this text right about the time they we're playing Paint It Black...

No, that's not Drehobl; I sware...

Sympathy For the Devil came on and this dude started screamin, "BEST SONG EVER!"

That dude's got a Trujillo board...

Pantswise...

You cant always get what you want, but if you try sometimes...

Go fall on your head today in honor of Rob "Magnethead" Collinson's birthday - Scorpios rule!

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November 15, 2005

NO BIG DEAL

Shredded with Cooksie yesterday... Pacifica seems pretty cool, Californiawise... I guess the grand opening's December 4th...ish

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November 11, 2005

ROCK GODS IN PENIS ISLE

What the hell is going on in Penis Isle?

This new video game came out called Guitar Hero. The thing's semi epic, I can imagine Becker throwin' away Tony Hawk and strappin' on the guitar and shreddin for days when he comes to town. "Hey Becker, the turkeys ready"... "Fuck that, Im shreddin!"

Kelly with the Peninsula's legendary status guy...

It was pretty legit, Peninsulawise. 3 kegs, grub, and several monitors set up everywhere for the full gaming experience

Borderline good turn out, supposed MTV reps somewhere in the masses; no big deal...

Matt Millweird was in the house...

Bento situations...

Kelly gettin' her shred on...

Then this band from Penis Isle name Drist started to rock for real...

Meanwhile up in the CITY where the hipsters and cool guys hang, we made it just in time for round 2 of the Demassek experience at the Eagle Tavern. Being a gay bar, you know they were gonna be stoked on the leather vectors...

Jeanette and Michaela we're chillin'. Jeanettes bdays this weekend, so head down to Shotwell and 20th Saturday night and wish her a good one...

Drehobl and Steve talkin' about the good ol' days at Think...

Then Demassek came out and shredded. No coffins, no masks, a little bit of dried ice, but mostly straight up SHRED....

Somebody came by Thrasher earlier, look at those product patrol vectors Dods is workin'...

No, Michelles not blowin Logan a kiss. If my camera worked better you'd see the blood she's spitting out all over him...

Long exposures are so cool...

The crowd gettin' ready for the shred... I see Steve, I see Dave, I see THE GINCH and he's got a camera...Look for his report later this evening. Im sure he's got a ton of cool shots and if you were there, he might even have a shot of you...

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November 09, 2005

VOX SHOES

The Skipper over at Vox wanted me to share their new website with you all. It's got this guy with Blender, Navs, Eman and the rest of their crew...no big deal.

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November 08, 2005

CHILDREN OF BRO-DOM

Dry ice, swords, fake blood, epic rock, east coast meets west coast. It's DEMASSEK! Welcome to SF

Pre show ragers...

Now that's fashion, Dan. Thanks to Michelle who brought the fake blood for all the bro's

Looks like Welsh cant handle his liquor, Go Pats?

Velluci vision-Krooked vid's in the works...

Pot brownies? Yeah Carly, lately the fro's have been more bro's then the actual bro's. No big deal...

Farmer shaved off his Pompadour so he could be more bro while Janet holds the ingredients to a healthy diet-Vitamin Water and PBR

Hi, Im Rob of Robstock...

Then it was showtime...

SF was ready for the shred...

Whoa, is that the Ginch up front...

Holy shit, he's got an axe...

Wait, is he gonna...NO

Now that's f'n ROCK n ROLL, epic piggy back guitar shred

What's more aws, the foreground shred, or the Farmer bgp...

I dont know, but Im thinking Dungeon and Dragons vectors...

Did I mention the swords and blood...

While the rest of the room is locked in the horns position, Farmer's thinking about 'droppin' his trousers to the world'...

RasaLibrewise... the Nate ain't afraid to shred

With guitar shreddin' like this...

You can expect lots of this...

These dudes were bench shreddin'

Farmer! Wake up!

It was Sofia's birthday. I want to make a shirt that says 'Scorpios Do It Better' for all the bro/fro's that got the stinger in em...

Token fan-out shot with drummer, Logan

Trifewise... the most documented band, HIGHTOWER!

Yes Becker, they did play 'I Am the Wallride'...

Dogboy was there, I guess he just moved into a new mansion type situaish with Trujillo and Julian, no big deal...

The Ginch fannin' out on Dods, thanks for the Jaeger bro

Worst dude of the night award

Demassek killed it!

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November 06, 2005

ITS THE FREAKIN' WEEKEND BABY

Detroit Cobras played down the street last night, good to be home.

This guys back from Australia...

Mc-G and K-Sul...

Semi Dolly Parton...

JaegerHobl

Maggie and Kelly


Party time


Yeah, I fanned out...so

After the show it's the after party...

The Rock?

Demassek this Monday at the Elbow Room - BE THERE!

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October 30, 2005

PRE HALLOWEEN PORTLAND STYLE

Went out to Dead Moon last night at Sabala's in Ptown. F'n epic!

These heads were there...

earlier in the day at the Farmers Market...

Kelly in the hallway leading to the venue...


Hello ladies

Lumis with the classic candle burning in the Jack bottle, pretty f'n epic.

Rollins and Team Parkside

Rockin Rider

Scooch

Complete shred fest...

Happy Halloween

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October 17, 2005

ROCK N ROLL BBQ

Yesterday at the Bottom of the Hill. Epic bbq with some bands playing including Hightower and special guests...

Solana kept calling Mc-G a pussy for not showing. Last I heard he was laying out at a park, but rumor has it he has something to do with this photo being blurry, no big deal...

This chick was there. Punkrockwise - remember a band called the Loudmouths?

Double fistin, apparently training season has began...

Semi Hetfield gone queersef...

After a few bands, Hightower finally took the stage-you know the drill. Sorry Becker, no 'I Am The Wallride'...

But the big question was who would the special guest be. It looks like...

...AC-Dshe! Problem Child, Rock n Roll Damnation, Walk All Over You...

and then for the finale and a front row Tony Trujillo; they turned up the shred level and rocked TNT.

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October 12, 2005

WILD AND CRAZY CORPSEY

This dude is not only in the new Slap, but he's also leaving today for Australia and a Hoon Run. Bring me back one of them ball sack coin purses mate...

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October 11, 2005

THE DEMISE OF LOWCARD

This is Rob Collinson, his nickname's Magnethead due to all the times he's fallen on his head. Looks like he fell one too many times and decided to have a party at Minna St. Might have to change the zine to Aces...

Semi Third Thursday situation thinkin' somebody would pay $500.00 for a photo of some dude he used to live with. Not even if it is Tim Upson...

More of the Collinson collection...

If Heidi and Salba actually show up, you KNOW it's a to do...

and this guy? This aint no paramedic convention...

Thats Robs girlfriend, Rhea. He makes sure to get her in at least three to four times a zine...

Tio! Jose Noro with five hours til take off stopped by with his girl Lara. They just went to the Grand Canyon, Vegas, blah blah blah...Back to Spain for them...Chow

Newtons lookin' a bit lost...

Damnit, I told you I was gonna wear that shirt tonight...

Ever heard of the band...Hightower

Jake completely shreddin'...

Drehobl rediscovering the dirty martini...

I need a new myspace photo

The shreddin' continued...

Then I got to pose with Farmer's sister...

Farmer's reaction...

Bay Meadows dynamic duo

Ipathwise; I was thinking, maybe we can come out with a hemp guitar pick or some shit...

The Toad...a heavy favorite for the downhill, what happened bro?

You can call him Justin, you can call him Shnay, you can call him Gumby... Personally, I wouldn't call him...

Then the shred began...

Shredwise, Maggie kind of killed it. Some serious slappy grinds in the alley, semi epic...no big deal.

No Barker, you don't understand... Tomorrow, Im not gonna remember a single thing we just talked about.

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October 06, 2005

NO BIG DEAL

Taking heartache with hard work-Goddamn I am such a jerk-I can't do anything

Corpsey gearin' up to go see Modest Mouse. They played some secret show/party for the big wigs at Macromedia.

Lucky for us, we had our own big wig in one Joel Price.

Macromedias like this cool edgy company with ads of people wearing Vans, but they got bought by this monster company called Adobe who make software like Photoshop which enables me to bring you the fine images on this page...None of it made too much sence to me, but it was the reason behind the party...

The show was at The Filmore, no big deal...

I think the guy on the right works for Macormedia, and the left Adobe.

"I need four all access passes"

Backstage, Booyakasha!

Modest Mouse took the stage...

This dude was hyped...

The set list...

Something didnt seem right...

Major technical difficulties=4 dudes getting fired. Seems to be this months theme, whatever...

Meanwhile, Maggie and Joel we're raging backstage with their VIP status. "Fuck a modest mouse?"

After a few pedals and a guitar got tossed, they semi got it together and started shreddin'...

All the booze you could drink, all night long, for free...

A bottle and a half of wine later...

Everyone's a voyeur, their watching me-Watch them, watch me right now

Thanks Joel, thanks for being "that guy".

I've said what I said and you know what I mean

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September 26, 2005

BOOKMARKWISE?

After reading a post from BK saying how he took the Trife off his bookmarks, I was saddened and faced with a serious decision. I went down the street to the Bottom of the Hill to try and get my head straight, drowned my sorrows, and see if I could find some fun at the Electric Frankenstein show.

I ran into Katrina and Rita in the flesh...

Thankfully, the leopard prints stayed on. Yo BK, is this trife enough for you?

"If you hold your head steady, Im a milk the cow..." Way to much PBR.

Electric Frankenstein rocked and didnt charge the normal quarter admission Im used to at the Lusty Lady...

Im gonna try and make more then one post this month, I promise...

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August 27, 2005

IN SHRED WE TRUST

Jeanette was totally shreddin' at last nights Hightower show. So good to see my fro's, it's been at least a month.